Friday, July 06, 2007

Limerick Friday XXXVII: America Beats Asia In Gluttony Olympics


How the freak do you eat hot dogs numbering 66
And still avoid a ferocious case of the sicks?
12,000 calories for that dude Joey Chestnut
Check back in three years and check the size of his gut
Still, Kobayashi didn’t let an arthritic jaw slow his eating fix

Back in some old stomping grounds
No, not where CEO’s curse and you get hand pounds
Back rolling on the means streets of Cary
That will once be ruled by the Brandow that’s wee
Cube life ain’t half as glamorous as it sounds

You can’t contain someone named Libby
That Scooter got off freaking scot-free
When you’re a Bush crony, things always work out
Whether you shoot someone or there are other rules you flout
Hell, all he did was out an agent – W lied to invade a country

Russian after Russian hits the tennis courts
Like an assembly line of hotties in skorts
Ivanovic, Vaidosovic, Dementieva and Hantuchova, oh my
Of course, Maria Sharapova is rather easy on the eye
Whoever thought Wimbledon would be a turn-on with these teens’ grunts and snorts

A fast start in recruiting for Tommy O’Irish’s Pack
One of the nation’s best quarterbacks and a running back
Of course, games aren’t won on the recruiting trails
But State’s success has Butch Davis looking like Judge Smails
Just wait to see what O’Irish has in store for the Wolfpack Attack

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1 comment:

Paul Zhao said...

First and last comment today from Paul
Taking a vacation, having a ball
Vacations are great in Charlotte
No responsibilities, just commenting on a blog
Went bar hopping last night, my first drink was for you all.