Friday, July 06, 2007
Limerick Friday XXXVII: America Beats Asia In Gluttony Olympics
How the freak do you eat hot dogs numbering 66
And still avoid a ferocious case of the sicks?
12,000 calories for that dude Joey Chestnut
Check back in three years and check the size of his gut
Still, Kobayashi didn’t let an arthritic jaw slow his eating fix
Back in some old stomping grounds
No, not where CEO’s curse and you get hand pounds
Back rolling on the means streets of Cary
That will once be ruled by the Brandow that’s wee
Cube life ain’t half as glamorous as it sounds
You can’t contain someone named Libby
That Scooter got off freaking scot-free
When you’re a Bush crony, things always work out
Whether you shoot someone or there are other rules you flout
Hell, all he did was out an agent – W lied to invade a country
Russian after Russian hits the tennis courts
Like an assembly line of hotties in skorts
Ivanovic, Vaidosovic, Dementieva and Hantuchova, oh my
Of course, Maria Sharapova is rather easy on the eye
Whoever thought Wimbledon would be a turn-on with these teens’ grunts and snorts
A fast start in recruiting for Tommy O’Irish’s Pack
One of the nation’s best quarterbacks and a running back
Of course, games aren’t won on the recruiting trails
But State’s success has Butch Davis looking like Judge Smails
Just wait to see what O’Irish has in store for the Wolfpack Attack
Limer-inks
Limerick Friday I
Limerick Friday II
Limerick Friday III
Limerick Friday IV
Limerick Friday V
Limerick Friday VI
Limerick Friday VII
Best of … Limerick Friday
Limerick Friday IX
Limerick Friday X
Limerick Friday XI
Limerick Friday XII
Limerick Friday XIII
Limerick Friday XIV
Limerick Friday XV
Limerick Friday XVI
Limerick Friday XVII
Limerick Friday XVIII
Limerick Friday XIX
Limerick Friday XX
Limerick Friday XXI
Limerick Friday XXII
Limerick Friday XXIII
Limerick Friday XXIV
Limerick Friday XXV
Limerick Friday XXVI
Limerick Friday XXVII
Limerick Friday XXVIII
Limerick Friday XXIX
Limerick Friday XXX
Limerick Friday XXXI
Limerick Friday XXXII
Limerick Friday XXXIII
Limerick Friday XXXIV
Limerick Friday XXXV
Limerick Friday XXXVI
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First and last comment today from Paul
Taking a vacation, having a ball
Vacations are great in Charlotte
No responsibilities, just commenting on a blog
Went bar hopping last night, my first drink was for you all.
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