From a posh hotel to 45 days in the clink for a stupid heiress
But three days in jail was enough for that no-talent Paris
I guess that’s justice in our ass-backwards USA
With enough money and cameras you never have to pay
If it was up to me they’d send her to Abu Ghraib with Momar and Housharis
Brought in a new quarterback named Trent
Told Culpepper basically to go get bent
Do we finally have a QB who can complete a pass
Without repeatedly falling on his ass?
I’m still wondering where the hell poor Joey Harrington went
They cry and they plead and they whine
The entire San Antonio Spurs team acts asinine
They flop more than Shane Battier
But they represent today’s NBA
“The NBA, it’s fantastic” was once a helluva line
There once was a Nadal named Rafael
Playing tennis against him on clay was pure hell
He looked funny wearing girls’ capris
But he hit winner after winner with a breeze
One arm is twice as big as the other, if you couldn’t tell
If you’re going to see “Knocked Up,” save your money
Basically, it was “40-Year-Old Virgin” without the funny
I saw it because I’m smitten with Katherine Heigl
I once had a rye bagel they called a byegel
The flick sucked and there was a birth scene you won’t want to see with your honey
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5 comments:
Is this finally the end of such a lame game?
Somebody rhymed "lame" and "game." But it looks like Scooter is the only one who can do it more than once ... what a "shame."
What a jackass, sorry scooter, I know there is nothing sadder than someone visiting your site who isn't creative enough to write a limerick. Makes you wunder why they are their in the first place?
Former coworkers ignoring pointless blogs
Some hang out at home on the couch and saw logs
No bright ideas or career advice
Except to watch "Lost" and check for lice
This site's OK, the others are about as good as a dogs
Nah, never an end to Scooter's game
I'm guessing busy working is all that's to blame
We all got work assigned from corporate above
But I'm here to show Scooter some platonic love
At least I have the balls to show my name
Wow, Anonymous has returned with a flurry
I guess he's done playing with his Chewbacca so furry
Thanks to Paul for taking my side
He's Short Round to my Indy with pride
Tip for Anonymous: sniffing glue after pounding knishes makes your vision blurry
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