Friday, May 25, 2007

Limerick Friday XXXI: Chewbacca Defiles The Think Tank


Casually dropped a grumpy in the middle of a meeting one time
Heartbroken by an account manager who looked like Fred Dryer in his prime
Unlucky in love made her unleash a forlorn Wookie roar
Then she chased poor Jud all the way to his front door
He called the cops to say, “Linda Tripp’s in my driveway sipping Zima and lime”

Another Guru.com project that made me shake my head
“Knowledge of SEO and keyword density necessary,” it said
Wanted a content developer for an adult dating site
Shady as hell like MSI clients for whom we used to write
Such topics led to the first Pat-Literace meeting in bed

A “Lost” season finale to make your head spin
Now it’s several months of questions again
Who took over the island from Ben the Other?
What became of Penny and Desmond, brother?
Was surprised the character of Walt was portrayed by Greg Oden

Misunderstood Ricky couldn’t lay off the weed
So it’s another tailback the Dolphins do need
Where’s Cecil Collins when things go wrong?
Somewhere passing Sammy Smith a bong
Don’t fumble the bong water is the advice to heed

Wishes for a terrific Memorial Day I send
As summer lies just around the bend
Hope for waves that are more curl than foam-y
Have a few beers and pour one out for your homey
Do what it takes to enjoy a great holiday weekend

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Limerick Friday XXX

12 comments:

Bass Hampton said...

It's true that Chewie slung a deuce
Stunk so bad I began to craft a noose
Mark Harmon starred as Mr. Shoop
Which has nothing to do with that sasquatch's poop
As her turd cutter finished it's business she exclaimed "the moose is loose!"

Bass Hampton said...

Paris is on her way to jail
Methinks that Hilton will soon meet a she-malee
See ya Paris, keep on trucking
Sorry to hear about the unconsensual scissor fucking
Nothing is too bad for that gal

Bass Hampton said...

Poor Casie had quite a bad flight
with US Air she was about to fight
Then she remember a trick used by the Hutt
The one with the enormous butt
A company-wide email will set things right!

Bass Hampton said...

Will is still looking for love
And Zhao for the elusive NES glove
They need to meet more skeezers
Who are people-pleasers
So maps of Hawaii they can make from above



look up Map of Hawaii in the urban dictionary if you are confused

Anonymous said...

eww...brent, how sick
what a dirty dirty limerick
Why do you have so many different metaphores for Sperm?
Maps of Hawaii? How do you even know that term?
And what the hell's a skeezer, you dipstick?

Anonymous said...

happy to have brent back
love when he starts talking smack
customer service has not been my friend
first us air and now msn
ready to go home and drink a 12 pack

Anonymous said...

another friday passes with people missing
unable to enjoy the MSI reminiscing
did they already start their memorial day break?
three days off to drink beer and eat steak
will no response to brent's hilarious dissing?

Anonymous said...

casie likes it when Brent talks smack,
but calls it whack when i'm on the attack,
I don't hit the jokes like the Brent-myster,
but I'm no Spinster,
when it comes to smokin jokes like Whitney smokes crack.

Anonymous said...

will you know that is not true
its just that sometimes brent is funnier than you
you are always calling evan fat
and telling anonymous he's a brat
i just requested some material that's new

where is steve these past few weeks
off flying over hills and mountain peaks
did his mom yell at him for flying a plane
punish him like michael fay with a bamboo cane
this limerick stinks so bad it reaks

ok that's all i got. have a great weekend

Paul Zhao said...

Have a good 3 day weekend to all
Last limerick today from Paul
Getting off work at three
Going home, from work I flee
Sorry for my last limerick to be so dull

Bass Hampton said...

steve is flying his tiny plane
I'm in love with Sergio, says jane
grimace is a big fat grape
purple from his butt is wiped
i'm out of got damned limericks and the guy at playmakers hooked me up with a couple of rounds have a great memorial day weekend ya bastards

Scooter said...

Good limerick showing today from all
Scrambling for a globe was Paul
Sorry to hear of Casie's delays
And Zhao and Will's sad lack of lays
At least Anonymous didn't show up to say Evan shops at Big 'n' Tall

Have a great weekend, everybody!