Casie’s blog is back on a roll
Brent writes about triglycerides and gun control
Evan remembers a really old interview
Will rights about Flavor Flav and bids another date adieu
Paul stalks on IM and searches arcades for a kindred soul
Sucks to miss out on good barbecue
Bet I missed out on lotsa laughs, too
Danny’s overrun by former MSIers
While Anonymous still scans the employment wires
I couldn’t go because Marco said rainin, this is true
Tomorrow brings the NFL Draft
For football junkies, it’s like a life raft
The NBA is filled with whiners and thugs
While baseball sweeps steroids under its rugs
There was hockey and soccer on TV last night and I laughed
Literace hangs out by the elementary school
Then chills at the neighborhood kiddie pool
In Morrisville, he’s out like a locker-room light
Offers Rusty Trombones in the dark of night
Pat Martin was one metrosexual he couldn’t fool
Wonder if that manic-depressive Hack got a fresh start
Looking like Homer Simpson with a chocolate Pop Tart
For a spine he had curly fries fused with cheese
Around No-Neck Monster, he was scared to even sneeze
A gray belt in tae kwon do, yet still a cowardly lion with no heart
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12 comments:
back in the blogging game
yeah i know they are kind of lame
mad i missed the danny's lunch
those onion rings have just the right crunch
lunch without you guys just isn't the same
Back in the dating game,
impatience is my my middle name,
i don't give girls enough time,
or they stopping talking and i whine,
if we met in person before they stopped talking this whole match.com thing wouldn't be so lame.
WILL - GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Impatience is never good for dating
It lets girls get away with being irritating
You always have choices, that's life
When a girl is being less than you desire, send them home, many more women to be your potential wife
Ewww......just had a mental image of Will mating.
Anonymous gave up on rhymes,
like his wife gave up on him making dimes,
plays Nintendo all day long,
and spanks his toothpick schlong,
wonders if he can afford lotion standing in the food stamp line.
Anonymous always picking on will
what is your reason for being ill
i bet you were always that guy
making fun of everyone else thinking you are that fly
weird, that cool but remain anonymous still
will forever talking about anon's dong
you are gonna have to come up with something new here or move it along
i get you think he's fat
and acts like a brat
but those comebacks are as old as atari's pong
I got nothing I wand to limerick about
Nothing cool to tout
Just sitting in my cube
Wishing Google didn’t sensor YouTube
And no I’m not going to make a gross reference to my trouser trout.
Hi
Bye
gone
at dawn
cry.
Another company that failed quite a bunch
A ruined SEO shell game referred to as Zunch
Fake golf swings couldn't save them again
Neither could promising the moon and producing a shot of gin
Once again I hope everyone left before layoffs beat them to the punch
Anonymous needs to learn to use his words
Because a post like "Get a life!!!!!" is for the birds
Altho Will doesn't help matters at alls
When he keeps talking about the dude's balls
But Will's right, the guy is unemployed and spends his days measuring his turds
Will, it's not up to you to give girls time
They see you and run faster than Q-Tip likes to rhyme
You open your mouth and they see you're a loser
Not to mention an Oxy and Rogaine abuser
Go back to your basement and dream of my manhood sublime
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