Limerick Friday #402: The British Overrun Augusta, Plus “Vinyl” Turns Finale Up To 11

 For all those who had a golf hanker

The Masters went to a wanker

Danny Willett a great story

But no Day, Johnson, or Rory

Spieth reacted like a pissy banker

As spinoffs goes

“Fear the Walking Dead” kinda blows

Have always liked Kim Dickens

The rest of cast lame chickens

Like a made-for-TV movie shows

Miami’s got needs and musts

For their annual festival of busts

The offseason quietly good

Can they draft like they should?

Or leave me head-shaking and cussed

John Oliver is an heir

To the genius of Colbert

Meticulous details

With laughter regales

Cross him only if you dare

 

A memorable “Vinyl” finale

Richie with a nice little rally

The Nasty Bits rock

Boosting Alibi stock

Season 2 should be interesting, pally

Last time …

Limerick Friday #401: “The Walking Dead” Whimpers Into The Offseason, Plus Augusta Takes Over The Sports Stage

Once a pulse-pounding show

Is quickly losing mojo

Negan with his Lucille banger

Reduced by a needless cliffhanger

TWD is losing audience as they go

Goodbye to the Martin twins

As the Pack roster thins

A crossroads time for Gott

As his seat starts to get hot

Only way out is recruiting and wins

“Vinyl” has made the leap

Digging into issues deep

From race to religion to murder

The writers keep pushing it further

Makes you laugh, dance, and weep

A dramatic buzzer beater

Fans cried at Harris Teeter

Quite a run, but now it’s ovah

The year belonged to Villanova

Karma for each and every cheater

 

The morning dew is clear

Green grass that could bring a tear

Magnolias scent the air

The vision of a golf love affair

Masters means spring’s truly here

Last time …