A time of year to be with at least one good friend
No significant other doesn’t mean it’s the world’s end
So call some pals and leave the house
Get ripped and get out and carouse
Toast the new year and say, “For myself, I can fend!”
A young boy who can’t stay up late
He’s bushed at a quarter to eight
Ate his Salisbury steak in bed
Yawned and then excitedly said,
“The cobbler in my TV dinner is great!”
A top-notch party host named Evan
He’ll recommend beers that taste just like heaven
So quit whining like a bunch of damn queers
And head to his home for New Year’s
And remember everything’s possible in 2007!
Just six players was enough for the Pack
After giving the pesky Pirates some slack
State ran its EZU record to 17-0
And said, “Lose to the Pirates?! Hell no!”
“To the trailer park is where we’re sending you back”
Another year passed with the speed of a jet
Some good times and others to forget
Everything happens for a reason
Is one sentiment to remember this season
If you ask for nothing, then nothing you’ll get
Limer-inks
Limerick Friday I
Limerick Friday II
Limerick Friday III
Limerick Friday IV
Limerick Friday V
Limerick Friday VI
Limerick Friday VII
Best of … Limerick Friday
Limerick Friday IX
Limerick Friday X
Limerick Friday XI
Limerick Friday XII
10 comments:
Pirates are 0-43 against NC teams in the ACC,
makes me not wonder why our basketball team isn't on TV,
but still we had a good showing,
for we lost 8 players and this team we're not knowing,
the only plus, our coach is minor league celebrity.
[side note: Will, I listened to the game on the radio and I agree, the Pirates played really hard. Our commentators mentioned that all game long, so definitely a good showing. I remember Jeremy Ingram from watching AAU basketball and when he was with Wake Forest and he is a really good player. Normally I would never mention a win over the Pirates, but it is going to be a long year for State and we have to hold our heads high where we can ;)]
He protests the fact that arcades are lame
Got thrown out of a Chinese restaurant, that’s his claim to fame
So on the curb, he ate his Kung Pao
Then calmly said with a “Wow!”
“… Hey, this chicken rhymes with my last name!”
A win over ECU I will take
A good basketball team the Pack does not make.
Brent will be 31, older than the rest
He will celebrate at Testy Fest
New Years at my house, come even w/o a date.
*if you didnt get a new years evite its probably b/c I don't have your email addy.. yet! hint hint.
yeah we played better then we have all year from i can see. State will be fine. This may not be your year but recruting is going well.
ah Brent is gettin' old,
he so slow now on his feet grow mold,
i think he looks for hot chicks in AARP guide,
but take it all in stride,
i think to him a scooter will be sold.
Brent’s getting old
He doesn’t need to be told
But your 30’s are prime
Cause men age like wine
However, to a package of Depends you may need to say “Sold!”
The years, our friend Brent can't ignore-a
He's still a kid at heart, that much I can assure ya
So happy birthday, Mr. Brandow
Enjoy the right here and now
And look forward to your B-Day slow dance with Literace at Aura
Brando, enjoy all the candlez on your cake
Becuz this is the last birthday you'll make
You talked shit about sales and I can't forgive
So be careful cuz I know where you live
I'd watch what you say on your blog for your sake
Craig is random msi sales guy.
How he got the job, spelling obviously isn't why.
The post is probably a fake,
a proper limerick he couldn't make.
Now he is just random car sales guy.
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