Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Human Dump Trump Presides Over Republican Dumpster Fire, Plus Sark The Sot Is A Thing That Happened

A collection of WASP-y tools

Misogynist and racist fools

This is the state of the GOP

If they were on fire, who would pee

A clown car full of loose stools

Mouthed off to the wrong dude

Now he drinks his food

Geno Smith is the face of the Jets

A bit swollen now, I would guess

They even make the Dolphins look shrewd

Another shooting, another day

“Senseless,” the word on replay

Gun control is worth a debate

If it’s rational and without hate

Before another innocent does pay

Another fantasy season

Has arrived, if you’re pleasin’

Our league is leaking owners

Who were tired of being donors

I’m back, for whatever reason

 

News from the Pac 12 region

Trouble at USC is legion

Coach shows up drunk

Like a frat-douche punk

Well-played, Steve Sarkisian

Last time …

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Division-Leading Mets Signal Apocalypse, Plus Controversy Mars Football’s Start

 After many a puzzling move

The Mets have found their groove

Brought in some bats

To boost first-place stats

Enjoy it now, it does behoove

Lies continue to pour-a

The media he does ignore-a

A ‘roided-up coach

With a myopic approach

Hilarious Larry Fedora

Reading headlines out there

You might not be aware

But football has returned

Sports radio never learned

No one does listen or care

The Bills’ child abuser

Paid off the accuser

He’s back on the field

Representing the shield

Aaron Kromer, the biggest loser

 

Race talk surrounds the Iggles

Avoiding the issue with wiggles

Say what you will ‘bout Chip Kelly

Sad that slander plays on the telly

And on the radio for giggles

Last time …