Friday, May 11, 2007

Limerick Friday XXIX: Long Live The City Of Big Shoulders


Took a trip to the amazing Windy City
Watched the Cubs win in quaint ol’ Wrigley
Walked the Magnificent Mile down Michigan Avenue
Had some deep dish and a little bratwurst, too
Saw all the incredible things that Chicago has to see

Pushing back basketball’s three-point line
Eliminating football’s dumbass rules for time
The NCAA is actually doing some smart things
Instead of just helping the big programs get more rings
If they can just put EZU on probation, we’ll be fine

“Lost” is cranking up for a memorable finale
How many will be killed off in the final tally?
Locke’s missing a kidney and lying in a pit
Chah-lie the Hobbit’s nine lives are just about gone to shit
If Sayid gets the ax, I’ll pour out a Slurpee and say, “Gollee!”

Tony Blair’s time running Britain is coming to a close
Londoners finally realized that the Prime Minister has no clothes
Seven years bending over for Bush must have been enough
I guess having tea and crumpets every day, it’s hard to look tough
Maybe a new UK leader will finally keep our next President on his toes

Casie’s more than a little pissed about “Grey’s Anatomy”
Word is they’re pushing a spinoff like “Three’s Company’s” Mr. Furley
Addison is unquestionably a stunning redhead
Meredith seems to know her way around a bed
But for my money they’re ain’t no hotter network hottie than Izzy

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is nobody commenting, everyone's lazy?
Or is Scooter not updating his shit, he's being crazy?
Scooter should leave this an "open forum" on Limerick Fridays
So limericks are updated in real-time, but anyways
Wow, what a lame limerick, I write shittily

Will said...

Work keeps me busy,
got a new king bed that's the hizzy,
barely fits but thats ok,
like the way it feels at the end of the day,
girls gonna like the end of my other bed, what a misery.

Anonymous said...

home sick not feeling so well
saw marky mark walking yesterday made my heart swell
my super sweet sixteen is such a joke
spoiled little brats with parents far from broke
who's the guy who helped start dell :P

Scooter said...

Paul, if you could read, you would see that it's fine
And the "open forum" updates in "real time"
It doesn't matter if no one writes poop
Creativity isn't the strong suit of this group
Not everyone finds it that easy to rhyme

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Paul can't read for shit
He also can't rhyme or spit
Guess creativity isn't going to flow
Today's limericks suck and blow
Partly my fault too, I gave it up and and quit.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Evan reads State Fans and thinks it's the gospel
Getting him to exercize is like Mission Impossible
Blogs about food while he gets realy big
That's why he looks like Hurley with a wig
Spends his days trying to invent a beer'n'BBQ popsicle