A required course on drinking for freshmen Wolfpack?
A three-hour course whose textbook is a six-pack?
Teach you to avoid Colders 29 and love PBR
Show you etiquette on dollar night at Crowley’s bar
Homework is funneling the Hornet and shotgunning Johnny Walker Black
Coach Yow’s inspirational story keeps going forward
She’ll head to the ESPYs for another award
She won the honor named for Jimmy V
Keeping it in the Wolfpack family
When the whole country hears her tale, they’ll get on board
As the war in Iraq spirals out of control
W ignores every anti-war poll
He keeps burying his head in the sand
Looking for WMDs with no leg on which to stand
Getting him out of office before he attacks Iran should be the goal
Check the weather before you use your iPod today
Downloading lightning is a tad dangerous, I’d say
You’re more likely to get hit by a bolt
When you’re listening to “Sonic Temple” by the Cult
Unless you’re Sy Snootles, rock worship in a storm doesn’t pay
Are people actually skipping work to see “Harry Potter”?
Do they then go to the park and play on the teeter-totter?
Was asked if this movie I’d seen
I replied, “No, I’m no longer 13”
TGRK enjoys films like this – just check the police blotter
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4 comments:
This will probably be my only post
Work is definitely sucking the most
I like the harry potter flicks
C'mon they fly on broomsticks
Maybe I'll talk about it on casie coast to coast
:)
Getting ready to leave for Camp Crystal Lake
Probably hook up with some chicks after i wake and bake
Then go for a late night swim
Someplace where the lights are quite dim
Hey buddy, what are you doing with that stake?
We know Casie likes a hobbit already
So it makes sense they watch Potter when they're rocking steady
She'll find a fat friend on him to ditch
Then she'll find a Bostonian and play bedroom Quidditch
Casie Coast To Coast is even funnier than my Aunt Betty
What would i rather watch than Harry Potter?
How about a jug band Christmas with Emmit Otter?
10 bucks says my man Zhao was first in line
Then later got blitzed on an ounce of wine
Then payed a visit to his bartender and is now on the DC police blotter
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