Friday, November 06, 2015

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: The ‘Fins Are Who We Thought They Were, Plus The Mets Kick Away A Title




When it looked like a franchise awake
The Cheatriots exposed them as a fake
Decimated a feeble attack
With turnovers and sack after sack
Hard to overcome the loss of Cam Wake

Another bipolar misogynist
Greg Hardy to the top of the list
Unstable to be kind
But Jerry Jones knows his mind
If Dallas had a real fan, they’d be pissed

Pass-outs are causing a bicker
And State got a participation sticker
Only took seven weeks, you see
To throw to the best tight end in the ACC
Should someone tell them now they need a new kicker?

Every week another blown call
The NFL, in college, and all
We’re talking about refs shitting the bed
And not of great games instead
Have to be able to challenge flags in football

A blown opportunity gone by
As the Mets blew a World Series try
Late-inning leads blown three times
Cespedes and Murphy had MIA crimes
Great season after you’ve had a good cry