Limerick Friday XXXII: NBA = Not Basketball Anymore

Contrary to what Zhao has to say
Absolutely unwatchable is the NBA
Flopping and touch fouls are the norm
Teams score 80 points and think it’s an offensive storm
I’d rather watch Tony Austin sing and on a mini-court play

As June rolls around, can’t you see
It’s already summer in fair Raleigh
Hotter than Cheney’s stolen wig
Makes you crave Gatorade to swig
Inside a cubicle ain’t exactly where you want to be

Pirate Master debuted with no ratings prayer
It’s just like Survivor except even gayer
I couldn’t believe that Christian Okoye is on there
Was wondering what ever happened to the Nigerian Nightmare
All that was missing was Shrek – did you know he attended Strayer?

Are we really thinking of attacking Iran?
Did Ollie North come up with this plan?
For some reason, the most-hated president of all-time
Trying to make one more dumb move with no reason or rhyme
Is it too late to impeach or is that something else W was able to ban?

Mr. Magee once wore a bushy ‘stache
Looked like Sonny Bono (pre-skiing crash)
He was constantly within a week of a mullet
Thought the Cowboys were No. 1 with a bullet
Kissed so much Kya butt he got a brown rash

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