A new crib for our resilient friend Will Stanley
A dapper home in his adopted town of Raleigh
It’ll be good for him to live in a house with no tires
The Jaycees will be celebrating with many bonfires
Make sure Stalking Anonymous isn’t watching while you pee
Hats off to Sid and his gutty Pack team
They’ve got Wolfpack fans daring to dream
Of lotsa banners hanging on high
Of championships for which we will vie
Of a future so bright you can’t help but beam
I once knew a guy who passed out coming home from the bars
When awoken by the cops in his car, he called them retards
Took a nap in the middle of Six Forks Road
Listening to Springsteen’s “Ghost of Tom Joad”
Who knew he’s now qualified to manage the Cards?
A disastrous situation now and forever overseas
Saying “Mission Accomplished” was a moronic tease
Almost 40 percent on the approval rating?
Now spends his time Democrat-baiting
Do the world a favor and just follow Rumsfeld out the door, please
Gone is the Turkish Tornado, our very own Istan Bull
Engin Atsur righted a slumping team with a mighty pull
As clutch as could be with no swagger
Broke many a team’s heart with a three-point dagger
With European hoops money his wallet will be full
A tough week for cancer in the news
Giving everyone everywhere a reason for the blues
Elizabeth Edwards and Butch Davis now join the fight
We don’t know how Kay Yow finds the strength every night
We all hope that this battle is one that none of them lose
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16 comments:
I guess I can't comment on Will's blog anymore
Bout what a jackass he is and a boor
He says he doesn't want the attention
But then he gives me an mention
Good luck gettin stood up in your new basement by a whore
THK just can't stop getting in the news
Their stock is giving all holders the blues
Who's left to turn on the disco ball
To celebrate and announce a lying sale to all
They're getting theirs -- see all the money they lose?
State on UConn on Saturday nite
No doubt it will be a helluva fight
Kay Yow is the best story in sports
She's tougher than nails from all reports
The Wolfpack Women will certainly be playing with all their might
Anonymous if i was a bore,
you wound hound my website no more,
but you're sorry ass has nothin' to do,
except wish i'd write about encounters with chics and let your balls turn blue,
you say i'll be with a whore, is your wife tired of little dicks and coming to my door????
Anonymous, it's ok little fella
One day you'll get out from mommy's umbrella
When Will's life fascinates you so
It's a cry for help for you, that much I know
How sad and alone you sound, I just can't tell ya
Will's all grows up now
Wally was played by Tony Dow
I hope what they have in common is the beaver
And Will pulls more tail than Mike Seaver
While still getting milk for free and not buying the cow
THK stock prices are falling
The lemmings that bought it are bawling
When you are in cahoots with the scum of the Earth
Don't act surprised that your stock has no worth
And that company officials will not listen to your caterwauling
You admit that you have a little dick?
That's strange, but I guess that's your schtick
Your site is a joke like a retarded elf
People go their to feel better bout themself
The idea of you with your blowup doll makes everyone sick
Enough with the homo-erotic tales, guys
The whole exchange is enough to make sure everyone cries
Anonymous, clean it up and get a job
Quit making yourself look like a knob
Go work with K-Fed where you'll say, "How about some fries?"
Airline travel sucks
Sat next to a smelly guy like MTV's Puck
Flight was to leave at seven
Didn't get off the ground till eleven
A triple mocha this morning didn't help worth a f#$k.
anonyomus reading for you is hard,
like you're wife walking away from a can of lard,
you don't read, don't understand,
go stick it in the sand,
your kid's take after you, sitting out back eating dirt from the yard.
My family is none of your concern
From your life of failure you'll never learn
Can't spell and look in-bred
Never had a woman to share your bed
Always for Zhao's dangly bits you'll yearn
Anonymous, why do you pick on Will?
You need to go take a pill
So get off of that unemployed couch
Quit peeping in windows as you crouch
And find another way to get your disturbing thrill
your family is my concern,
because soon i'll be paying welfare so those numb nuts can learn,
you're so hung up on msi,
not getting a new job makes your wife cry,
go back to your Romin Noodles, they're going to burn.
He started on his blog by callin me out
I’m not the first one who’s said his orientation I doubt
You guys stick up for Will like he’s redeeming
When actually he’s like a pile of crap that is steaming
He’s stuck on all you lameasses like a bad case of the gout
Is tonight the night the Heels finally fall?
Alas, I think against shady Tim Floyd they'll stand tall
The Mask will get nary a travelling call
So he won't have to sob and bawl
Then it'll be pedicures and group hugs for all!
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