Slap
hit and watch ‘im go
And
unleash many a big throw
3,000
hits under his belt
Underrated,
I’ve always felt
Kudos
to the one-of-a-kind Ichiro
One time
she lived in Taos
As quiet
as a creepy mouse
Ate salsa
by the bowl
And
screamed at her soul
In a
haunted candy house
Can
Grant catch a ball?
Can
Lippett cover at all?
Will
Tunsil shine at guard?
Who
will be the wildcard?
Answers
start coming tonight, y’all
On
business cards did she linger
But did
not wash her finger
Likes to
lecture about data
While
spreading her hate-a
Toward a
freakishly tall ginger
The
dog days are here for the Mets
Hoping
it’s as bad as it gets
Blown
leads every night
Injuries
left and right
The
stretch run’s gonna need jets
