Sid, don’t listen to the NBA
Please just tell them “No way”
You’re restoring tradition to the red and white
So don’t grab the money and take flight
We need to see the red jacket win the NCAA
Angelina adopted another baby
Add one more to the family Jolie
The owner of the Minnesota Vikings is Zygi Wilf
Angelina is the undisputed definition of MILF
If you want to adopt one more, how about me?
Spring football has started over at NC State
Tommy O’Irish is giving everyone a clean slate
If we can just find a damn quarterback
The offense can cut the defense some slack
And we can challenge for the ACC title in January 2008
Does Will really like Freddie Mercury and Queen?
Or is that Anonymous trying to cause another scene?
He’s got a thing for banged-up teeth
And doesn’t care what is or isn’t underneath
Literace called and said he’d meet you at Legends at 11:19
Another heartbreaker for the Devils in Blue
Jon Scheyer pointed to his black eye and said “Boo hoo”
Coach K was looking for any excuse to complain
“VCU celebrated too much over our pain!”
Now, it’s off to an American Express commercial shoot with you
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A disturbing IM back and forth from Zhao
All you can do is shake your head and say “wow”
Stalking a high school girlfriend with a hubby
While giving yourself a Short Round chubby
Guess it’s back to the arcade for a game of Dig Dug now
Nailed 15 of 16 in one Big Dance bracket
Lost six in another one that just can’t hack it
Just not many upsets yesterday
Today, a bunch might be on the way?
Headed to Reynolds tonight to see Sid’s magic red jacket
Zhao's not trying to stalk
He just wants to catch up on life with an ex and talk
It's no big deal she said no
She's a good person, not a ho
She kinda wanted to string me along, instead of telling me to take a walk
PS, What's the deal with southern people anyway? "I am married now, so I can't have friends of the opposite sex" ?
It's not a "Southern" thing that a married woman would be a little weirded out that a boyfriend from your distant past wants to drive to your town and have coffee with you.
It's a common sense thing.
If by "stringing me along" you mean "not stringing me along at all," I am totally with you.
*sigh*
March 16th and it Friday
Casie’s screaming this is my day!
Combined with St Patty’s Boston is in trouble
Beantown will be bumppin’ and the party won’t be subtle
Casie can expect snow for March, April and May
Happy birthday Casie and please drink responsibly.
Happy Birthday to Casie and Elvis
She's off to break a hobbit's pelvis
She's going to see New Kids on the Block
Then hit some bars with Dick Vermeil and rock
My favorite State player was always Marcus Melvis
"It's a common sense thing"
Common sense and Paul Zhao are bitter enemies.
A hissy fit over IM was something to read
I hope that others will learn and take heed
If a chick kicked you to the curb back in 99'
Then coffee with you now isn't worth her time
She's likely scared that roofies would lead to the dirty deed.
Wow, it's Casie's freaking b-day!
She should have lotsa interesting things to say
About pickup lines and boy bands
About grinding on the dance floor with groping hands
Have a great day and make sure for no alcohol you pay!
Happy Birthday to Gigglesworth
Possibly the best laugh on Earth
I post a pic that shows side boob
But it's her day, so avoid comments that are lude
Tonight she'll play port-a-potty grabass with Colin Firth
That wasn't a hissy fit, just a short convo
I asked her if she wanted to do coffee, she said no
Even though the convo stretched out longer than it should've been
And for some reason, she wanted to keep talking to me in IM but I cut it off clean
But it's okay, such is life, no need to be sentimental
Why was it assumed that she "kicked me to the curb", Brent?
More MSI junk
company lead by punks
I thought it would end
but more they offend
i should have known something stunk
A company run by weasels, top down
Led by an effeminate, trying-too-hard clown
Now scattered by the wind and the lies
Selling magazines and Dell laptops is the prize
Pat Martin is the bi-curious joke of the whole town
"Erin go bragh" to all, I say
And wish everyone a wonderful St. Patty's Day
You're encouraged to drink 'til you're green
May the luck of the Irish save your liver and spleen
May you find a four-leaf clover that will brighten your way
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