Friday, March 09, 2007

Limerick Friday XXII: March Madness Arrives


The Pack ruined the Weasel’s night
He’ll blame Gerald Henderson’s vicious right
NC State had too much for the Dookies
Now they’re off to steal someone else’s cookies
Whoever gets the Red and White is in for a fight

Will “W” pardon Libby and let corruption thrive?
Will he backslap the fall guy who took a dive?
Libby gives Scooters a bad name everywhere
Even the ones with impeccable hair
But the Prez is just trying to get his approval rating up to 35

Sports radio in the Triangle still blows
Why that is the case, nobody knows
Craziest ACC Tournament ever is underway
Still they talk about NASCAR and hockey today
620 the Bull sucks and that’s just how it goes

946 billionaires around the world as we speak
Together, they make $3.5 trillion at their peak
Government gives them as many tax cuts they can
Then pass off the biggest taxes to the little man
I hope they all finally get a rap in the beak

March Madness is truly in full swing
Lots of losses that will make your bracket sting
Upsets abound for teams that don’t grow a pair
Dick Vitale just wet his pants on the air
It’s like the higher seed doesn’t mean a damn thing

Limer-inks

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Limerick Friday VII

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Limerick Friday XIX

Limerick Friday XX

Limerick Friday XXI

7 comments:

Will said...

where'd everyone go,
for limerick Friday they're a no show,
did they run out of rhymes,
is no job anonymous off with little kids comitting crimes,
having nothing to read blows.

Unknown said...

In Baltimore
It's cold and more
A late night Arby's run
Now traveling with a cramp is no fun
I think Baltimore had something to do with the Civil War

Scooter said...

Folks with nothing to say
The demise of Limerick Friday?
Rhyming is hard if you're slackin'
I guess a lack of creativity was bound to happen
At least we can all agree that Literace is gay

Anonymous said...

Not much to say
much basketball left to play
In Sid and Tom I trust
to the top or bust
Pack is gonna get the W today.

Scooter said...

Sid's 4-2 against the Big Four
Wait 'til he gets his own players on the floor
Carolina, Dook and Wake
Will in their sneakers shake
When the big bad wolf comes knocking on their door

Anonymous said...

i do not want the end of limerick friday
but i also would like to keep my job i must say
even anonymous is a no show
brandow too isn't feelin the flow
well i put in atleast one today

Anonymous said...

Anonymous is down in Myrtle Beach
And thinks Will looks a lot like Screech
Ken McGee once had a moustache
'Til Kya told him she doesn't give up to white trash
Come up with some better limericks, I beseech