Friday, April 11, 2014

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVII: Letterman Lets Us Down Easy, Plus TWD Finale In-Terminus-Able

Late night he did save
Funnies and tricks he gave
So if there’s any comedic timing
Within this simplistic rhyming
It’s all thanks to Uncle Dave

A seven seed vs. an eight
Two programs many love to hate
UConn rode its guards
Kentucky its borderline ‘tards
The Huskies won it all on fate

The “How I Met Your Mother” finale
Panned everywhere consistently
This show always made me sleepy
A bold move in the finale to go creepy
Ted always had a stalker side to me

The Tigger bandwagon emptying quick
No Masters for that lying prick
Surgery a back injury couldn’t avoid
Because he had to quit ‘roids?
Jason Day is my true Augusta pick

Rick went cannibal mode
To save his boy on the road
Terminus an obvious trap
They’ve landed in the crap
Bad Rick like cheesy Arnold in code