Festivus Day is tomorrow
A great holiday you can borrow
Grievances to be aired
Feats of strength to be shared
A metal pole to celebrate in sorrow
For Brent, a hot dog costume
For Casie, some North Carolina perfume
For Evan, great rankings on Google
For Will, some women to ogle (pronounced “oogle”)
To say you’ve all been good is too much to assume
A lunch without any phonies
A good meal with my former MSI cronies
We had some great barbecue
The laughs, they came right on cue
Then we poured out sweet tea for our homies
We bid farewell to the 2006 year
Some of us may even shed a tear
Yet we welcome the arrival of ‘07
May it be the next best thing to heaven
Or at least may it help make our futures clear
Limerick Friday is short but sweet
For vacation everybody has beat feet
So I wish you all a great holiday
Whether it’s Kwanzaa, Hanukkah or Christmas Day
May it be full of beer, love and a variety of meat
Limer-inks
Limerick Friday I
Limerick Friday II
Limerick Friday III
Limerick Friday IV
Limerick Friday V
Limerick Friday VI
Limerick Friday VII
Best of … Limerick Friday
Limerick Friday IX
Limerick Friday X
Limerick Friday XI
5 comments:
Christmas is so lonely,
when there's no lymericks from my homies,
Scooter did keep up the cause,
for that he get's applause,
but next week i'll berate him for liking NC STATE only.
I hate to be a sore
but someone must show Will the score
A rating system of the all the schools
to show those purple fools.
NC State in the twenties, ECU # 104.
Evan you stinkin' carpet baggin kid,
your northern roots you hid,
you can't come down here and start rootin,
cause you hate colors of schools that you're booin',
natives are the only real fans so on your mouth put a lid.
evan the reason you're sore,
is 'cause you're a "packer" and you're boyfriend made you a whore,
so go clean your ass,
your athletic program lacks class,
and we find your rhymes a bore.
Happy holidays, all! We'll be back at it next week. Until then ...
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