Samoans Hate Drywall

In addition to spending the ninth overall pick on a one-legged, skinny track star, Miami also saw fit to select Reagan Mauia, a player whose highlight film consisted of him running through some drywall. I’m not saying he’s not a good player … it’s just that he’s a fullback from the University of Hawaii who weighed 380 pounds like a year ago. He’s one of four Polynesian rookies added to the Dolphins roster this year, enough to make Jay Fiedler and Sage Rosenfels shake their yarmulkes in bewilderment.

And further confirmation that being a ‘Fin fan is -- literally -- like banging your head against the wall …