Limerick Friday XXX: The Heffernans Have Left The Building

The “King of Queens” series finale had me feeling blue
One of my top three shows of all time, this is true
Kevin James is undoubtedly a stitch
If he does movies, I hope there are no more like “Hitch”
In difficult times, I’ll always ask myself, “What Would Arthur Spooner Do?”

Is Chah-lie going to be “Lost” in the ocean deep?
Will he die so Claire and Aaron can escape the heat?
But christ, did he have to hit Desmond with a freaking oar!?
Couldn’t he have just said, “I feel strongly about diving to the ocean floor”?
Lastly, shouldn’t he be able to swim fast as hell with those ginormous hobbit feet?

On contract out at Tekelec
Stuck me next to the Indian Help Desk
Makes me want to have some curry
Or maybe a strawberry Slurpee
Funny to hear someone from Delhi translating to Redneck

Season finales abound
A long summer, the corner’s around
Time for crappy reality shows
Forgot how much “Big Brother” blows
Nothing great like “What About Brian” to be found

Working back on Perimeter Park
Brought back MSI memories, some light, some dark
Nostalgia leaves some with a heavy heart
The key is trying to recall at least one good part
Remember that Shrek look-a-like, proud Strayer alum Mark?

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