Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Bushies Get Jiggy With It

Nothing makes a lying world leader more nervous than having to be near a bunch of sweating, gyrating Brazilians ... well, maybe Scooter Libby under oath and a line of cocaine under a box held up a stick with a string attached. And well, maybe having to dance around a bunch of Brazilians.

The below video is worth watching if only to see W's horrific non-rhythm, punctuated by a staggeringly awkward high-five attempt with one of the dancers; Laura's borderline Running Man dance comingled with a Tin Man impression; and Condi applying a Hee Haw-worthy, hoe-down, line dance to a Hispanic drum beat. You would figure that three people focused on lying and destroying the world would be able to at least tap dance (around the truth) a little bit ... all that was missing was "Juwanna Mann" (Joahkhim Noah) having a seizure/dry heave in the background.

Good times ...

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