Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 54
#1
Walter Bishop’s lab security detail, FBI Agent Tim (Jarod Joseph), is a dead ringer for former Wolfpack standout quarterback Russell Wilson.
#2 So I won an ACC Tournament pool. Then I won an NCAA tourney pool (even getting within a single point of the correct tiebreaker). But I didn’t win the Mega Millions. Shit ain’t right.
#3
It’s hard to watch a good show go downhill. Unfortunately, that’s what has happened with “Bones,” which has lost the entire narrative and exhausted nearly all plot developments involving key characters. It appears the days are numbered for Booth and Bones.
#4
This week’s beer recommendation is “471 Small Batch,” a double-hopped IPA from Breckenridge Brewery. Quite choice.
#5
I find it pretty hysterical that the SEC is still called out as the “cheating conference.” Haven’t we finally arrived at a point where we can all understand that this is bad everywhere? After all, the most recent major cheating offenders are USC, Ohio State, UNC and Miami; hmmm ... not an SEC school among them.
#6
If I ever make an album, I’m probably just going to title it “Greatest Hits.”
#7
It might be just me, but I’m pretty sure Lily on “How I Met Your Mother” has been pregnant for roughly four-and-a-half years.
#8
This just in: Urban Meyer is pretty much a douche. Also, the sun tends to shine.
#9
With a great vibe, the new series “Magic City” is “Sopranos” meets “Mad Men.”
#10
We’ll end with a bit of “Fringe” talk as well. As someone who has long considered it the best show on TV, this season has validated that feeling over and over and over again. The episode last week had a “These are not the droids you’re looking for” blast from Walter, then ended with the revelation that future Henrietta is Peter and Olivia’s daughter.
What a damn show.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Tupac: Live On Tattooine
They must have a pretty good weight program wherever Tupac is now, because the hologram people seem to have confused him with LL Cool J.
Friday, April 20, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: Creepy Pete Gets Knocked The F Out, Plus Herb Your Keep On Earth Day

Unhappy Pete asks for respect
But turns into a creepy trainwreck
Lane laid one on Joan, sweet
Then kicked the shit out of Pete
Don the moral authority, who’d expect?
Whispers and rumors abound
Mock drafts for every round
Will the Dolphins trade up to three?
Hell no, says little ol’ me
But Miami has been known to confound
A no-talent, washed-up rocker
An ignorant politics mocker
In his masculinity insecure
So go play with guns, sure
Ted Nugent, enjoy your prison locker
A symbol of New Year’s Eve
Has of this life taken leave
Music the soundtrack of his life
Ageless he seemed amidst strife
Dick Clark will rest in sound, I believe

A day for going green
Of resources, we must wean
But it’s also 4/20
So buy Funyuns in plenty
And to Mother Earth, stop being mean
Last time …
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: That’s Petrino Just Being Petrino, Plus Racism & Murder Dominate “Mad Men” Storylines

A douche of the lowest smell
A cheater and a liar as well
He can’t drive a bike too good
But a coed believed he could
‘Bout time Bobby Petrino finally fell
On women he waged war
Cried Jeezus and belittled the poor
He quit with little decorum
Goodbye, Rick Santorum
Now easier for your racist rants to ignore
A playoff drive looked like crap
The ball rested on needles and sap
Simply hooked it 40 yards to the green
As clutch a shot as the Masters’ has seen
To Bubba, a doff o’ the cap
Warren Sapp could really ball
But man, what a post-career fall
His analysis made you say “Good heavens”
Now filing for Chapter 11
For someone so big, sure looks pretty small

Feverish Don passed out sleepy
Joan was strong instead of weepy
Some scenes truly astounded
Violent undertones abounded
In a “Mad Men” that was kinda creepy
Last time …
Thursday, April 12, 2012
"The Walking Dead" Hits The Brickyard?
Brilliant stuff here. I never noticed how creepy the Free Expression Tunnel and other NC State landmarks could really be.
Kudos to Pack alum Andrew Bradley.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Big-Screen Version Of “The Help” Honors The Novel With A Faithful Adaptation

After thoroughly enjoying Kathryn Stockett’s novel “The Help” (earning it the No. 2 spot on my Scooties Books of the Year for 2011), I have to admit that I had small hopes for the film version, since most of the promos appeared to have truly Disney-fied the very real and violent racial issues at the core of the story. However, I have to admit that I was pleasantly surprised by the faithfulness of the adaptation, which made for a truly memorable movie.
While Bryce Dallas Howard was an inspired choice as the skin-crawlingly revolting Hilly Holbrook, Jessica Chastain was tremendous as Celia Foote and Emma Stone was solid in the star role as “Skeeter,” the movie followed suit from the book in having the maids steal the show. The understated Viola Davis as Aibileen and the over-the-top Octavia Spencer as Minny were sublime, balancing the right blends of outrage and duty.
I did take issue with a few departures from the novel. Stone wasn’t a great fit as Skeeter, as she is far too hot for a character who is repeatedly described as homely in the book. In addition, her mother (played by Allison Janney) was a far cry from the stifling, overbearing Charlotte from the book; playing the role in a much softer way, to me, diminished some of the emotions that drive Skeeter to take on such a momentous project.
Director Tate Taylor, who also wrote the screenplay, also elected to delete a scene of a group of black parishioners presenting her with a signed copy of the completed book. To me, it was a surprising move, considering how tremendously powerful the scene read in the novel and how it finally offered physical proof of the connection Skeeter finally realizes with the people she truly wrote the book for. Also, the crushing death of Treelone, Aibileen’s son was kind of glossed over, when it actually provided much of the impetus for Aibileen agreeing to help Skeeter.
For the most part, however, the film range true to the story, capable of evoking real emotion while bringing in some needed humor at key times (though some of the acute tension and fear that the novel carries was missing). Achieving this unique blend was a true feat, and earned the flick four Academy Award nominations.
All in all, “The Help” allayed my initial fears that some of the harsh truths of the novel would be swept away on the big screen, and I found it to be a worthwhile and enjoyable adaptation of a book eminently deserving of such a portrayal.
Friday, April 06, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: “Mad Men” Tackles Racism And Overeating, Plus You’ll Be Unsurprised To Learn That Politics Blows

Fat Betty had a near panic attack
Don continued being selfish and slack
Harry went backstage and got the munchies
There was even a Romney crack!
As the draft draws near
The NFL just can’t get clear
Of a pay-to-injure scheme
Surrounding a cornerstone team
More obstacles for Goodell to steer
He’s back! Say some with cheer
He’s changed! Say others far and near
He may win tournaments again
Might even get a green jacket win
But he’ll always be a douche, let’s be clear
Always been quite a queef
To the Chargers, a thief
Now he’s a one-man crime wave
A fraud with no reputation to save
Stay classy in jail, Ryan Leaf

In front, Romney can’t seem to stay
Newt and Santorum, I mean, what can you say
In the bullshit they’re swimmin’
Now with their war on women
The GOP can’t get outta their own way
Last time …
Tuesday, April 03, 2012
Yoda Is Much So Fun Less This Way
Somebody with way too much time on their hands and an unused English degree went all grammar geek on the untouchable one.
Friday, March 30, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Season Five Kicks Off With Urgency On “Mad Men,” Plus R.I.P. To Iconic Bert Sugar

Love the Pete-Roger fight
Sally now sounds like Barry White
Megan Draper has something to hide
Though it isn’t her Canadian backside
“Mad Men” finally back ruling Sunday night
A memorable Sweet Sixteen ride
Some fans even choked up and cried
With three Burger Boys in place
Now hope has a new face
Pack has that dreaded “upside”
More racial controversy, oh goodie
A kid shot for wearing a hoody?
As Trayvon Martin lay dead
No time for he said, she said
Can’t let his murderer walk free, could we?
Too-short “Walking Dead” finale fun
Finally left the farm when overrun
If surprises are what you craves
How about a chick with two armless slaves?
Rick now has attitude, prison and gun

For the sweet science a tough year,
Lost so many treasured and dear
Bert Sugar is the latest to pass
A true character of boxing, alas
A cigar raised to you, plus a beer
Last time …
Thursday, March 29, 2012
“Catching Fire” Rides On The Momentum Of “Hunger Games,” But Lacks The Urgency Of First Book

After racing through “Hunger Games,” I pretty much had to move directly to Suzanne Collins’s next installment, “Catching Fire.” The opening scenes depict Katniss struggling to adjust to her new role and life as a victor.
“I mourn my old life here. We barely scraped by, but I knew where I fit in, I knew what my place was in the tightly interwoven fabric that was our life.”
As the embers of uprisings begin to glow in certain districts, the story jumps rather quickly and suddenly from this development to another reaping. In the lead-up to the Games, I found myself wondering why the champion tributes didn’t take the next logical step of defiance and band together to refuse participation in the Games.
“ … even if all of us meet terrible ends, something happened on that stage tonight that can’t be undone. We victors staged our own uprising, and maybe, just maybe, the Capitol won’t be able to contain this one.”
Also, a plot that was revealed later on in the story made it easier to make sense out of other developments that took place during the Games.
One of the issues for me with this version of the Games was that I found it difficult to envision the geographical layout of the arena. The lack of smaller alliances, hunters and individual character development led to a lack of intensity and excitement surrounding this competition, though I was amused by envisioning a bunch of junkies (“morphlings”) running around in the jungle, wigging out.
Personally, I think it would have been a cooler plot twist if the forcefield were broken and then the remaining tributes all made a dash into what lay behind, forcing the Capitol to try to track them in the actual world without the benefit of a controlled environment.
There is purposely a lot of ambiguity about how Katniss truly feels about Peeta, but the point is that she wants to decide her future for herself—not have it dictated to her by the Capital. Though she’s loved by both Peeta and Gale, Katniss is mostly dead inside, and thus incapable of returning those loves, a point that Collins works hard to convince us of. It’s apparent that she associates Gale with safety and life, while Peeta symbolizes danger and death. Unfortunately, she is given the ultimatum of being forced to marry Peeta to quell the revolution, or risk having her family and everyone she knows killed.
At times, Katniss’s stubbornness and inability/unwillingness to see the larger reality of the rebellion becomes frustrating; to me, it took her too long to understand the sacrifices and get over her selfishness. Gale completely embraces the rebellion, while Peeta mostly stands around hoping Katniss eventually notices him again. Finally, Katniss sees the light, realizing that she must “become” the Mockingjay in order to make the rebellion truly meaningful and worthwhile.
Collins continues with a great concept for a story, maximizing the fast and easy read. Her themes of girl power and fight the power propel the book naturally, but the searing intensity and drama of the first book are dramatically diminished this time around. Yet the sinister final line of Book Two -- “Katniss, there is no District Twelve” -- serves to bridge the final gap in the trilogy, and once you’ve come this far, it’s too difficult not to immediately move to the last installment.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Furious Week In The NFL, Plus Sean Payton Will Have More Time To Hit The Pills

Denver ditched Tebow for Peyton
Now the experts are Tebow hatin’
A new pain in Manning’s neck
Is fans who will give him heck
If Manning starts Tebowin’, he’s Satan
A long-term plan no one’s seen
Fail after fail ‘til it’s just mean
Now the ‘Fins are a laughingstock
Plummeting like a bad stock
Wasn’t this embarrassed when we were 1-15
Leprachauns and clovers on this date
A Guinness or three a day late
During March Madness
We toast Irish sadness
Then resume our post-holiday hate
Tebow hits the Big Apple, yo
Kind of the anti-Broadway Joe
As Sanchez throws 10-yard turds
Can Jesus save Ryan’s F words?
“Tebow, wash my feet ... real slow”

Goodell cracked down from the sky
Players were kinda like, “Why?”
Bounties result in suspensions, you see
Try to hurt intentionally and pay a fee
Did we learn nothing from Johnny and Cobra Kai?
Last time …
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 53

#1
A "Fringe" ode to Walter Bishop, perhaps my favorite character on television now and for quite a while.
#2
Doppleganger update: So John Tortorella, coach of the New York Rangers, is a dead-ringer for Harry Ellis of “Diehard” (played by Hart Bochner). *Insert yippee ki yay joke here*
#3
As a nice change of pace, an unbelievably cool story about a blind surfer kid in Brazil. True vindication for the belief that biorhythms can sync with those of Mother Nature's.
#4
Pluto has a message for NASA. Also, kind of for NASA’s Mom as well.
#5
Apparently, the Thesaurus never really had a

#6
Wideout Hines Ward retired from the Pittsburgh Steelers the other day. A fiercely competitive, gutty and clutch player, to be sure, but I think all of the Hall of Fame talk surrounding him is misguided. Sure, the longevity is certainly there, but was there ever a time where you’d consider among the top 10 or so receivers in the league?
#7
This comic summarizing the outdoor music festival experience is missing a few key frames, I think. But I guess it depends on your age ...
#8
Few things go together better than crack and fire? Well, except for maybe whiskey and guns, of course! Just ask Jayson Williams.
#9
It was hard to watch Lehigh big man Gabe Knutson without being reminded of two-time Final Four darling and Butler standout Matt Howard, in terms of style of play and general peskiness.
#10
This long-ish but insane view of space shuttle footage is simply one of the most purely incredible things I’ve ever seen.
Monday, March 19, 2012
When Icebergs Attack ...
Important safety tip: Don't steer your boat too close to an exploding iceberg. It almost cost these nervously giggling tourists.
Friday, March 16, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: The Wolfpack’s Back In The Dance, Plus Cheater Hill Finally Hears Punishment

Things were looking kinda bleak
Before the celebration reached its peak
The Pack is dancing again
11th seed, but can still win
Helps the relevance State does seek
An amazing job by Julianne Moore
Depicting a crazed political whore
Her impression of Sarah Palin
Is what everyone’s hailin’
Even Tina Fey is asking for more
More arrests than touchdowns
Drops, whines and meltdowns
Now he’s off to the Bears
Thin, his act always wears
And soon he’ll run out of new towns
The GOP has collectively farted
A fool and his vote soon parted
Tune out the gollee hicks
Already tired of politics
And spring only just freaking started

Sanctions for UNC Cheat
Now hear the Wal-Mart fans bleat
Verifying the Carolina Way
Is to cheat each and every day
Can the new coach avoid a repeat?
Last time …
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 52

#1
I definitely feel like I need more real-time, every-shot coverage of all the times when Tiger Woods finishes 37th in a tournament.
#2
Alternately cool and terrifying: pups playing underwater.
#3
My least-favorite part of college hoops is flopping. I can’t quite recall when trying to run and jump in front of another player so you can then fall down became confused with “good defense,” but it’s out of control. My high school coach once told me you can’t play defense from your arse, and I think that still applies.
#4
So I recently noticed that the woman (Rondi Reed) who plays Mike’s abrasive mother on “Mike & Molly” also had a bit part as one of Jerry’s neighbors in the “Kiss Hello” episode of “Seinfeld.”
#5
One of the leaders of the avalanche of semi-literate, douchebag athletes-turned-broadcasters is Shannon

#6
Dopplegangers of the Week? Deandre Jordan of the L.A. Clippers and “Ghostbusters” actor Ernie Hudson.
#7
Is the Millennium Falcon lying at the bottom of the Baltic Sea? I really want to think so.
#8
Duke leads the nation in George Michael beards. Also, alum/announcer Mike Gminski wears a creepy hoop earring. I’m not sayin’ those things are related, I’m ... just sayin’.
#9
I’m astonished to say “The Office” is finding its stride in a post-Michael Scott world. Some surprisingly hilarious episodes this season.
#10
Three straight Jeremy Lin-related covers, SI? C’mon, you’re better than that. I thought.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
“2012”: Lots Of Stuff Burned, Broke, Fell And Sank, And Then There Were Pull-Ups

“Everybody out there has died in vain if we start our future with an act of cruelty.”
With the year itself pouncing on us somewhat unexpectedly, I figured it was high time to check out the calamity flick “2012.” Fueled by an angsty John Cusack, I found it to be an undeniably gripping disaster film, with insane special effects. It’s also almost interminably long at nearly three hours, but the emotional aspects of the movie serve to keep you engaged.
In a validation of a Mayan civilization that didn’t get a ton right, the opening scene of the movie couldn’t be more ominous. The causation involved solar flares and neutrinos and shifting crust—all a bit hard to follow—but it was easy enough to see that chaos ensued, in the form of a cracking-apart Earth.
The movie (which includes elements of the underrated Starz series “Torchwood”) hinges on a rather large global conspiracy, which one might think would be somewhat difficult to keep quiet, but you can file that under many suspensions of disbelief in this one. As an unabashed Danny Glover fan, it was good to see him as Prez long before Obama gave the office a run, and it was cool as well to see cast members from both “Fringe” (Ryan McDonald) and the “Big C” (Oliver Platt).
Woody Harrelson (playing himself, I’m almost sure) also made a memorable appearance as a tin-foil-hat-wearing, RV-living, conspiracy-broadcasting hermit type ... and this is actually how I envision Woody “The Hempster” Harrelson living his life now.
Director Roland Emmerich managed to create a riveting flick, but toward the end it purports itself to be a movie about human nature and a morality play. But really, how seriously can you take a film that has “No more Pull-Ups. Nice.” as the last words? In the end, “2012” is best when it just sticks to what it is: a special-effects vehicle and nothing more.
Friday, March 09, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVII: Braun Ain’t Quite Vindicated, Plus Annoying Carl Ruins Everything

‘Roids masked by meds and creams
Off on a technicality, it seems
A cheater, everyone hates
But the MVP, off Braun skates
Any wonder baseball comes apart at seams?
A bounty scandal ain’t for the faints
The game’s integrity it taints
He’s always been a tweaker
Now Payton’s kind of a cheater
He and Gregg Williams hurting the Saints
Brick on brick is stacked
A campus along a train track
A school that’s second to none
Knowledge mixed with culture and fun
Happy 125th to State’s Pack
The media, he’d been banning
Now more paparazzi than Dakota Fanning
Copters track him on South Beach
Praying he ain’t a washed-up reach
Buyer beware when it comes to Manning

Randall storyline my pet peeve
Especially with his last-minute reprieve
Dale died amidst gore and snarl
Thanks to that little bitch Carl
Time for our band to pick up and leave
Last time …
Thursday, March 08, 2012
ACC (*yawn*) Tournament Time in Hotlanta!

Normally, I spend
Anyway, what follows is the meager effort that’s the fruit of disappointment and malaise ...
THURSDAY, MARCH 8
Noon, #8 Maryland vs. #9 Wake Forest
Summary: Both teams are playing better of late (yes, even *gulp* Wake), but Mark Turgeon’s Terps have the upper hand in talent and will outlast the Deacs in a game that will serve as a fittingly brutal kickoff to a tournament that has lost so much luster.
Winner: Maryland
2 p.m., #5 NC State vs. #12 Boston College
Summary: The Pack is kicking itself for pissing away opportunities to have played itself into a first-day bye, so there is a chance that State will play lackluster against a bad-but-scrappy Eagles squad. However, Mark Gottfried will offer gentle reminders of the motivation that being on the bubble needs to bring, and the Wolfpack will pull away in the second half. Somewhere, Tom O'Brien snickers into a Black & Tan.
Winner: NC State
7 p.m., #7 Clemson vs. #10 Virginia Tech
Summary: The Hokies gave poor effort in the regular-season finale vs. State, and Seth Greenberg appears to be presiding over a team that simply can’t wait for the season to come to quietly conclude. The Tigers have been on the wrong end of many close losses, but Brad Brownell has pieced together a serviceable rotation -- at least serviceable enough to mercifully close out Virginia Tech’s campaign. Sheerly out of habit, Greenberg immediately begins drunk-dialing the NCAA Selection Committee to lobby for his Hokies.
Winner: Clemson
9 p.m., #6 Miami vs. #11 Georgia Tech
Summary: The Hurricanes have played surprisingly well for Jim Larranaga, and the Jackets are in a bit of a shambles after some key departures throughout an up-and-down year. Will playing in front of the home folks inspire Brian Gregory’s squad? For a while it will, but Tech is still a year away from making noise in the ACC. The ‘Canes’ bubble status will be enough to carry them past the Yellow Jackets, in easy enough fashion that Reggie Johnson casually destroys the media buffet at halftime.
Winner: Miami
FRIDAY, MARCH 9
Noon, #1 UNC vs. #8 Maryland
Summary: Turgeon will have his bunch more than primed to play his former mentor, Roy Williams, but the bottom line is the Terrapins just don’t have enough firepower to hang with the Heels—even when UNC plays disinterested ball for 25 minutes or so. This one will be over in plenty of time for Ol’ Roy to root on Kansas in the Big 12 tourney.
Winner: UNC
2 p.m., #4 Virginia vs. #5 NC State
Summary: The Pack booted away a chance to knock off the Cavaliers earlier in the year, and with a tourney bid potentially resting on this game for both teams, it should be a barnburner. Both teams lack depth, but State has a little more to call on, and it would be difficult to expect Sammy Zeglinski to duplicate his lights-out showing from the first meeting. The Wolfpack goes 3-16 from the free-throw line, but still takes a big step toward earning a Big Dance berth by pulling out a close one in the tourney’s first “upset.” Unfortunately, the event is marred by Karl Hess throwing Todd Fuller out of the ACC Legends brunch earlier.
Winner: NC State
7 p.m., #2 Duke vs. #7 Clemson
Summary: The Blue Devils are going to miss injured Ryan Kelly, but the Tigers don’t have the make-up to take advantage of Duke’s holes. The lack of a true point guard can hurt the Dookies against teams with good backcourts, but Clemson is more of a grind-it-out squad. Despite the customary 14 fouls committed by Tyler Thornton, the Devils have more than enough to hold off Brownell’s bunch here.
Winner: Duke
9 p.m., #3 Florida State vs. #6 Miami
Summary: One of my least-favorite features of the expanded ACC Tournament is the late game on Friday, which features a team playing its first game when the tourney is essentially already half over. However, the Seminoles don’t let it hurt them, as they regain their stride and end Miami’s NCAA Tournament hopes with a comfortable victory. But hey, go Frank Haith, right?
Winner: Florida State
SATURDAY, MARCH 10
1 p.m., #1 UNC vs. #5 NC State
Summary: In their second matchup, State uncovered the formula needed to beat the Heels: double down in the post and force the UNC guards to knock down perimeter shots. Unfortunately for the Pack, they didn’t rotate or close out well enough, and the Tar Heels, led by Kendall Marshall, nailed seemingly everything they took. The harsh reality for the Wolfpack is that UNC is a terrible matchup for them, and anything short of a Lakista McCuller game from someone like Alex Johnson is going to end badly for the Red and White. Roy likely won’t even need to do his weird gingerbread-man defensive-stance exhortation or pass out on the sideline.
Winner: UNC
3 p.m., #3 Florida State vs. #2 Duke
Summary: Expect the ‘Noles to pound the Blue Devils relentlessly on the interior in an effort to get the Plumlees in foul trouble. With Ryan Kelly sidelined, FSU should have even more success on the interior, and strong perimeter defense should be enough to outlast a team that relies on hitting a dozen three-pointers a game. Not even Austin Rivers’s four-step offensive shuffles will be enough to stop Florida State from getting everyone’s attention with a second victory over Duke this year.
Winner: Florida State
SUNDAY, MARCH 11
1 p.m., #1 UNC vs. #3 Florida State
Summary: The Seminoles’ destruction of the Tar Heels early in the year seemed to galvanize UNC, so this is a much-anticipated rematch. This time around, Florida State shouldn’t count on their guards going berserk from three-point range, but the stifling defense they play will get under the Heels’ skin. In an upset that will rock national pundits and reorganize brackets everywhere, the ‘Noles take home the tourney crown. Only this time, Roy will actually stick around to see the whole thing.
Champion: Florida State
Wednesday, March 07, 2012
“Hunger Games” Constructs a Compelling Tale About Preserving Individual Humanity in an Inhumane World

“As I slowly, thoroughly wash the makeup from my face and put my hair in its braid, I begin transforming back into myself. Katniss Everdeen. A girl who lives in the Seam. Hunts in the woods. Trades in the Hob. I stare in the mirror as I try to remember who I am and who I am not.”
It was hard for me not to notice the prevalence of “Hunger Games” fans around me (apparently, it’s a worldwide phenomenon or something), but I was pretty unfamiliar with the premise and wasn’t completely enthralled by the description of its writing as “for young adults.” However, I was urged to give the Suzanne Collins trilogy a try, and since you can make it through the books in a couple of days if necessary, I jumped right in. Adding to the (sort of) excitement was the fact that this would mark the first book I’ve read on a tablet of any kind.
My first impression was that the central theme mirrored a lot of aspects of human hunting for sport, as highlighted in Richard Bachman/Stephen Kings books “Running Man” and “The Long Walk,” as well as the Richard Connell short story “The Most Dangerous Game” (also called “Hounds of Zaroff”). There were even elements of “The Truman Show” and “1984,” with the constant surveillance and the “Big Brother” authority overhanging everything. Admittedly, these are more than worthy references and anchors on which to base your story.
Essentially, the plot envisions the remaking of the world (or just America?) after an environmental calamity, with a central Capitol controlling a dozen districts after an unsuccessful rebellion many years prior. As punishment for the rebellion, each district has to “reap” a boy and a girl to the “Hunger Games” every year. These “games” involve a survival competition, with the lone winner being the sole living child.
Our story dwells on Katniss, a young girl (although the initial description of her leads the reader to think she is a dude at first) who volunteers for the games to protect her sister, then unwittingly gets swept up in an alliance with Peeta, the boy from her district, and Haymitch, a former winner from her district who serves as her mentor. Katniss calls on the image of her sister, the not-so-subtly-named Prim; an unexpected ally, Rue; and her “friend,” Gale, a hunter-boyfriend type from back home who nicknames her “Catnip.”
The short, clipped sentences are a dead giveaway for a less-sophisticated audience, but they also serve to draw you into the story unbelievably quickly. I thought the book also did a pretty good job of intermixing some occasional, subtle humor. Choosing to tell the tale via a first-person narrative serves to immerse you in Katniss’s experiences, which can make it easy to forget that she’s just a young teenager -- until the awkward confusion about feelings interjects. Also, she’s grown up “not trusting anything so clean and pretty,” which permeates her perspective at every stage.
All the Greek names evoke ancient Athens, which inevitably lead to a connection to the Colisseum, where gladiators were killed for general amusement and entertainment (but not before leading quite the carnal life, if the “Spartacus” series is to be believed). As well, there was a fairly brilliant “Romeo and Juliet”-ish plot twist at the very end that I liked.

Of course, there were a number of plot turns or coincidences that were a bit too obvious or predictable, as well as some questions that popped up: With a wall of fire bearing down on you, why wouldn’t you jump into the lake? Why didn’t Catnip make the easy kill on Cato when the opportunity was there -- the game would’ve been over!? How do the cameras see into the rock hideout near the end? Why are Gamemakers actively seeking to kill participants -- wouldn’t one think that would be frowned upon by the spectators?
As a reader, your thoughts often turn to whether you think the audience/citizenry would be pissed over certain developments, until you remember that they are not the constituency; the spectators have to accept whatever is served to and imposed upon them. Thus, a lot of the queries could be chalked up to “He who has the power makes the rules,” so no worries there.
Eventually, Katniss begins to realize that the Capitol is seeking to erase her experiences by scrubbing away the pain and eradicating the scars that had accumulated over a hard-earned life; in so doing, they sought to take away the essence of who Catnip is. The omnipresence of Big Brother/Capitol makes it imperative to project a second, more connectable personality, which leads to a double life that can occasionally cast the participants into confusion. Throw in some subplots involving star-crossed lovers, the pursuit of determining the authenticity of feelings, and the constant battle to find out who is getting played and who is doing the playing, and you get the sense of what drives the “Hunger Games.”
In an exchange with Haymitch, Katniss analyzed the idea that the only tool a powerless citizenry has to defy the Capitol -- even in some small way -- is to save a small part of who you are only for yourself.
“They want to know about you, Katniss.”
“But I don’t want them to! They’re already taking my future! They can’t have the things that mattered to me in the past!” I say.
The central theme of questioning what is real and what isn’t carries the story nicely (although one part of the story was ruined by an over-anxious, well-meaning book critic), almost all the way to the finish. But unexpectedly, the tale ends with a clinical, abrupt ending, and for someone who believes each book -- even in a trilogy -- should stand on its own, I find that a bit lazy and off-putting.
Of course, that didn’t stop me from racing immediately to the next installment of the series ...
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
OMGThey'reTrikeDrifting
I find this alternately mesmerizing and terrifying. I could never get my Big Wheel to do this.
Friday, March 02, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: Leaping Into March, Plus Zombies Interrupt Cat Fights

As February slowly fades
Leap Day William trades
Candy for tears
So calm your fears
March Madness means bracket raids
Underwear Olympics, it’s called
By pundits both fat and bald
The NFL Combine is one test
Interviews and pro days are the rest
Then Draft Day finds Miami stalled
A secretary who “works” from home?
A rat dog allowed to office roam?
A company run by Brits
Can oft-times give you fits
That can’t be expressed in a poem
A season of promise slipped to rubble
Can State navigate the trouble?
A full season in every game
You know every ref’s name
Welcome to life on the bubble

A whole episode about ditching
A douche who’s always bitching
Rick gave Shane quite a beating
But couldn’t leave him to be eaten
Andrea ripped Lori a new one in the kitchen
Last time …
Thursday, March 01, 2012
Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 51

#1
The entire Jeremy Lin escapade has awkwardly skirted the lines of racism and political correctness. Some have landed on the racism side (Jason Whitlock) and others have paid on the P.C. side (ESPN.com editor fired for “chink in the armor” headline). The best headlines usually dance all over this line, and maybe the finest -- “Amasian,” by the New York Post -- somehow pulled it off without controversy ... no small
#2
Speaking of political correctness, how come all the P.C. types conveniently overlook the “Fighting Irish”?
#3
Having trouble following the GOP “debates”?
#4
There’s no way West Virginia junior Deniz Kilicli isn’t at least 37 years old. He looks like he just walked off the set of “300” -- only back when the real Battle of Thermopylae actually took place.
#5
There are few better announcing voices out there right now than Ian Eagle.
#6
As something of a connoisseur of India pale ales, it takes quite a bit to blow me out of the water. But when I stumbled across the hyper-hoppy Stone Ruination IPA, that’s exactly what happened. This heavy-hitting brew from Stone Brewing Company in Escondido, Calif., just might be the best IPA I’ve ever had—and that’s certainly saying something.
#7
It’s never too late (or too early) to take a look back at 2011. Here’s an intriguing summary of the year ... told through Tweets.
#8
It’s interesting how paces and styles of play are over-criticized in basketball. If teams like Wisconsin and Virginia emphasize defense and ball control, how is that different from a program simply running a different scheme in football? There’s room for all styles in sports, and there are fans of street ball and fans of old-school, half-court hoops.
The maxim in boxing is “Styles make fights,” and it is often what happens when disparate styles match up -- and teams are forced to try to impose their system and will -- that make hoops games more interesting.
#9
It turns out wind shear can find beauty even in Alabama. As proof, here are some waves in the sky.
#10
The ESPN documentary project hit another one out of the park with the story of one-time hoops star Chris Herren. In the moving “Unguarded,” Herren’s descent into drug addiction is unflinchingly displayed, and it’s impossible to watch without thinking his wife should be nominated for sainthood. The seminal moment comes when Herren realized that he shaved in the shower for six years because he couldn’t look himself in the eye mirror. Powerful stuff.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
“True Grit” Runs The Gamut Of Emotions In Stunning Departure For Coen Brothers

“You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free, except the grace of God.”
There aren’t too many movies made anymore that excite me into must-see mode. But since I’m someone who thinks that teaming the Coen brothers (directors and screenplay writers) with Steven Spielberg (as an executive producer) is kind of a can’t-miss combo for a flick, “True Grit” fit into that category for me. This film represented a big departure for the Coen brothers based on their previous projects, but it was certainly refreshing to see what they are capable of in a new genre.
Though John Wayne starred in an earlier version of this film in 1969, the Coen Brothers were quick to point out that their adaption was based much more on the 1968 novel by Charles Portis than any previous cinematic interpretation.
As documented anywhere you turn and in any review of this movie, the girl, Hailee Steinfeld (as Mattie Ross) is positively amazing. Only 13 years old at the time of filming, she was a rookie chosen from 15,000 applicants for the role, and anyone involved with the flick knew an awful lot hinged on a child newcomer.
“We were aware if the kid doesn’t work, there’s no movie,” Ethan Coen told the New York Times.
Steinfeld’s repartee with Jeff Bridges’s character played a huge role in making this movie work; the idea of having him unwittingly share his life story with the girl during the pursuit was a brilliant technique. And I have no problem admitting that Bridges is one of my favorite actors, so I loved his turn as “Rooster” Cogburn. In this flick, He Who Will Always Be Lebowski to Me is reincarnated as a drunkard mercenary marshall -- so not a huge departure for Bridges. And further to the “Lebowski” tie-ins, the shooting-the-cornbread scene reminded me of the “Lebowski” scene where the Dude drops a roach in his lap, freaks out and crashes into a Dumpster.
It was hard to understand Bridges at times, but I also think that was kinda the point. Most of us are drawn to story arcs that involve a hard-shelled, past-his-prime gruffster opening up some in one last outburst of brilliance, that final hurrah ... and Bridges played that to a tee.
“I’m a foolish old man who’s been drawn in to a wild goose chase by a harpie in trousers and a nincompoop.”
The cast was rounded out with career-resurgent Josh Brolin as villain Tom Chaney and clownish Matt Damon as awkward Texas Ranger LaBouef, as well as a quick (though jarring) appearance by Dakin Matthews, who is best known as Doug Heffernan’s Dad on “King of Queens.” To be honest, I was unaware that Damon was in the flick, and while I’m not a big fan of his work, he did serve a bit as comedic relief (“I am severely injured.”).
“True Grit” was nominated for 10 Academy Awards but came away with none; however, it was tabbed as the American Film Institute’s Movie of the Year, and Steinfeld absolutely cleaned up with a host of other wins. From a visual perspective, the stark beauty of the environment essentially serves as another character, while the whites and grays are startling in their ability to capture the mood of the film.
Though humorous at times, it was an intense film (the scene with the rattler pit was shit-your-pants terrifying), and also managed to be subtly emotional throughout. I couldn’t help thinking that the Coen brothers’ well-rounded directorial background made them uniquely qualified to pull off so many disparate emotional elements under the guise of the “just a Western genre.” The result is a memorable flick that only furthered the legend of the Coen brothers and Bridges ... while perhaps launching one in the powerfully understated Steinfeld.
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Friday, February 24, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXV: Mets Fans Bid Adieu To A Legend, Plus Could “Lin-sanity” Save The NBA?

RIP to a legendary Met
Gary Carter will be missed, you bet
They called him “The Kid”
Led with a passion, he did
Thanks for ’86 ... we’re in your debt
The blue-bellies the ACC does bless
Thanks to frauds like Karl Hess
The league turning into WWF
Hard to watch without saying WTF
Leadership needs to fix this hot mess
Glenn in self-doubting pain
Herschel aboard the kill-‘em-all train
As Daryl stews and hides
Lori is playing both sides
Epic battle coming between Rick and Shane
Debt crises in Europe, especially Greece
Violence threatens to wipe out peace
Instability all over the globe
So many places for the UN to probe
When will the pain and suffering cease?

The Knicks put up win after win
As David Stern sits back with a grin
Tapping the Asian market hard
While not playing the race card
The NBA thanks its stars for Jeremy Lin
Last time …
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
“The Shining,” Only Even Funnier
Re-envisioning Stephen King’s “The Shining” as a comedy is, well, inspired.
Monday, February 20, 2012
“Two Days in April” Picks A Compelling Subject, But Slides Into Being Just A Marketing Promo

“Two Days in April” is a documentary that landed in my lap that I didn’t quite know what to do with. When it wasn’t serving primarily as a marketing film for IMG Academies (the pronoun “our” became far too common in the story), it ostensibly was designed to follow four prospective professional football players as they tackled each step of the ladder in preparation for the NFL Draft. However, the involvement of IMG -- and at least one of the players’ agents -- ruined a lot of the impact it may have made otherwise and made it difficult to watch in some spots.
As a Miami Dolphins fan, I was intrigued by the portrayal of Derek Hagan, an Arizona State receiver who would go on to become a Dolphins
The documentary features bit players who are never accurately introduced, so we are left to assume they are other fledgling agents, hangers-on or both. The movie become more about the personalities of the players involved and the behaviors each chose to use to address obstacles along the way. From that sense, it became a bit of a social experiment; oddly, the most likeable and down-to-earth player, Moore, inexplicably becomes the outcast of the group. Hagan appears not to like the “meat market” angle of the process, Wilson comes off a misguided punk (from bashing Mel Kiper Jr. to turning to tequila after a bad game, you somehow knew this guy wasn’t going to cut it in the NFL) and Ingram as a somewhat naïve country boy.
The experience of Moore is perhaps the most candid and revealing, as the difficulty of the process begins to wear on him as he slowly realizes that four years of college “can utterly mean nothing.” The role of religion in his life and environment becomes clear when people begin speaking in tongues and such in his hotel room as he watches the NFL Draft.
Focusing on the “next season” that takes place after college is over, the flick dwells on the three-and-a-half months between bowl season and NFL Draft Day. Agent Tom Condon and ESPN analyst Rob Stone have heavy involvement in the movie, which leads one to believe they were compensated nicely by IMG, but if you can reconcile some of these self-serving aspects, the story that unfolds is engrossing, from the Senior Bowl (where practices are deemed to be much more important than the game) to the scouting combine to pro days (which are glossed over a bit).
One of the cool moments in the documentary came when Tampa Bay general manager Bruce Allen allowed for the filming of his interview with Hagan. In a revealing statement about the importance of character in the draft process, Allen told Hagan, “You’re all good players. What we’re looking for is a good teammate.”
Coincidentally, three of the players (Wilson, No. 78; Ingram, No. 80; and Hagan, No. 82) documented are taken within five picks of each other in third round, while Moore’s journey concludes with an interminable day of excruciating filming as he goes undrafted. Admitting that he is “confused,” Moore opens up even more by saying, “They made me doubt myself, and I don’t like anything that makes me doubt myself.” Sharing this gives some perspective of the mindset of the elite athlete, so many of whom have never faced much in the way of adversity and have always been told they are the best, the fastest, the strongest. The vulnerability that is unearthed when those who make their living picking the best players tell you in no uncertain terms that you’re not good enough makes for uneasy viewing, but compelling insight.
In the final scene, Moore’s mother, devastated for her son, wiped away tears as she said, “I’ll always be his No. 1 fan,” against the slow-motion backdrop of discarded and forgotten signs of congratulations and balloons of celebration.
Fast-forwarding a few years, unfortunately, none of the players made much of a dent at all in the NFL, so perhaps IMG picked a really bad class to highlight. Wilson was out of the league within two years, while, plagued by drops, Hagan busted out in Miami, before spending nondescript seasons with the Giants and the Raiders. Moore had cups of coffee with the Titans and Bucs before heading to the Indoor Football League, while the most grounded of the foursome, Ingram, spent solid years with Jacksonville before missing a full season due to injury and being picked up by the Saints.
“Two Days in April” was obviously a low-budget effort, but it did manage to tell a unique story and bring out some emotion. However, the lack of focus and the not-so-subtle ties to IMG Academies turned what could have been an insightful flick into a mostly forgettable shill fest.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: “The Walking Dead” Makes A Long-Awaited Return, Plus State Not Good Enough To Overcome Eight-To-Five Odds

Walking Dead back with alarm
Shane doing less good than harm
Went out drinking in a bar
As zombies wander near and far
It’s high time to flee the farm
Millions and millions he was making
But of integrity he was faking
Tar Holes will rue the day
Bitch Davis came their way
He’s the gift that keeps on giving (and taking)
A drug bust over at TCU
Wonder if Gary Patterson knew
Rumors that 82 failed a drug test
Quite a party out West
Horned Frogs gotta get stoned, too
A voice made of pure honey
Made piles and piles of money
But picked a douche on her wedding day
Drank and drugged it all away
Wasted talent and a sad demise, unfunny

A 20-point lead up in smoke
A patented Wolfpack choke
The refs pitched in for Duke
In a way that made Pack fans puke
One reason the ACC’s sort of a joke
Last time …
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Brilliant Alain de Botton Envisions Airports as a Portal to Who, Not Where, We’d Like to Be

“Travel agents would be wiser to ask us what we hope to change about our lives rather than simply where we wish to go.”
I can’t quite remember who recommended “A Week at the Airport” to me, but I remember being immediately struck by the premise: an author essentially hired as a “writer-in-residence” at Heathrow Airport, where he is free to wax philosophical (“at a specifically positioned desk in the departures hall between zones D and E”) about the deeper meanings behind air travel and its impact on human behavior. It appealed to me as a unique, eccentric, quick read ... and thanks to the talents of Alain de Botton, it turned into so much more than a review of an airport.
I couldn’t help but appreciate the musical, lyrical quality of de Botton’s prose, the way he was able to subtly extract multiple layers of meaning into something as common as an airplane’s wing. One of the marks of a good writer is to take banal subject matter and create an existential bent, and de Botton’s ability to mix in quite a bit of social commentary made “A Week at the Airport” quite surprisingly deep. Even as the project begins, de Botton admits to having reservations about how he can capture the vibrancy and dynamism of an airport accurately on the written page.
“ ... it was hard to dismiss a worry about what a modest and static thing a book would always be next to the chaotic, living entity that was a terminal.”
The clever de Botton gains momentum as the book progresses, to the point where he is creating evocative and emotional passages near the end that can move the reader to tears. His job gets easier when travelers begin to treat his desk as a “confessional” of sorts, baring their souls to him and leading him to comment that he was “struck by a sense of our race as a peculiar, combustible mixture of the beast and the angel.”
The book also featured a number of pictures throughout, which did a tremendous job of both breaking up the story and helping to tell the tale. The photography was beautiful, sublime and humorous at various times, making “A Week at the Airport” an excellent case study on how literature and photography can work hand in hand to complement one another.
In the end, de Botton paints the airport as the essential conduit for our hopes and dreams, a kind of in-between, purgatory-like place where we can balance what is possible vs. what is real. In the hands of such a brilliant writer, the airport becomes purely a backdrop, a secondary concept that only serves to give de Botton the opportunity to view it in the context of a symbol for grand statements on who we are and our essential person-ness.
“Nevertheless, in the end, there was something irremediably melancholic about the business of being reunited with one’s luggage. After hours in the air free of encumbrance, spurred on to formulate hopeful plans for the future by the views of coasts and forests below, passengers were reminded, on standing at the carousel, of all that was material and burdensome in existence.”
“Had one been asked to take a Martian to visit a single place that neatly captures the gamut of themes running through our civilisation -- from our faith in technology to our destruction of nature, from our interconnectedness to our romanticising of travel -- then it would have to be to the departures and arrivals halls that one would head.”
“It seems that most of us could benefit from a brush with a near-fatal disaster to help us to recognise the important things that we are too defeated or too embittered to recognise from day to day.”
“At the beginning of human history, as we struggled to light fires and to chisel fallen trees into rudimentary canoes, who could have predicted that long after we had managed to send men to the moon and aeroplanes to Australasia, we would still have such trouble knowing how to tolerate ourselves, forgive our loved ones and apologise for our tantrums?”

He goes to great pains to paint us as needy, fragile creatures, from the divorced father being reunited with an estranged son to an anonymous custodian to a prostitute working out of the airport hotel. In one of his more heart-felt musings, de Botton describes the vulnerability that describes our desires to be greeted at the airport by someone -- anyone -- who cares.
“There is no one, however lonely or isolated, however pessimistic about the human race, however preoccupied with the payroll, who does not in the end expect that someone significant will come to say hello at arrivals.”
“We may spend the better part of our professional lives projecting strength and toughness, but we are all in the end creatures of appalling fragility and vulnerability.”
“Even if our loved ones have assured us that they will be busy at work, even if they told us they hated us for going travelling in the first place, even if they left us last June or died twelve and a half years ago, it is impossible not to experience a shiver of a sense that they may have come along anyway, just to surprise us and make us feel special (as someone must have done for us when we were small, only occasionally, or we would never have had the strength to make it this far).”
“Out of the millions of people we live among, most of whom we habitually ignore and are ignored by in turn, there are always a few who hold hostage our capacity for happiness, whom we could recognise by their smell alone and whom we would rather die than be without.”
No subject is too difficult or out of bounds for de Botton, who tackles our technological enslavery, our tendency to set impossible expectations and our doomed emphasis on escapism. He also takes on the security mindset, customer service, religion, affluence, mortality, materialism, and even the interplay between celebrity and journalism.
He also lingers on the mystical quality of flying, which he argues will never be accepted as commonplace ... as it is essentially a death-defying act aimed toward reaching a destination where our life might be better.
“The lack of detail about the destinations served only to stir unfocused images of nostalgia and longing: Tel Aviv, Tripoli, St. Petersburg, Miami, Muscat via Abu Dhabi, Algiers, Grand Cayman via Nassau ... all of these promises of alternative lives, to which we might appeal at moments of claustrophobia and stagnation.”
“We have heard about too many ascensions, too many voices from heaven, too many airborne angels and saints to ever be able to regard the business of flight from an entirely pedestrian perspective, as we might, say, the act of travelling by train. Notions of the divine, the eternal and the significant accompany us covertly on to our craft, haunting the reading aloud of the safety instructions, the weather announcements made by our captains and, most importantly, our lofty views of the gentle curvature of the earth.”
“One wants never to give up this crystalline perspective. One wants to keep counterpoising home with what one knows of alternative realities, as they exist in Tunis or Hyderabad. One wants never to forget that nothing here is normal, that the streets are different in Wiesbaden and Luoyang, that this is just one of many possible worlds.”
This fascinating book packs an unbelievably emotional wallop into just 107 pages -- an unmistakable gift for and from a writer charged with “just” detailing an airport.
“We forget everything: the books we read, the temples of Japan, the tombs of Luxor, the airline queues, our own foolishness. And so we gradually return to identifying happiness with elsewhere: twin rooms overlooking a harbour, a hilltop church boasting the remains of the Sicilian martyr St Agatha, a palm-fringed bungalow with complimentary evening buffet service. We recover an appetite for packing, hoping and screaming. We will need to go back and learn the important lessons of the airport all over again soon.”
Monday, February 13, 2012
All Hail The Amish Project
I'm sure there's a high level of irony involved with the idea that I am blogging about this, but ... anyway.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: Retire Ricky Retire, Plus The Silencing Of The Lambs

Pinpointing him is quite tricky
Not dedicated, if we’re being picky
But he was a different breed
Could dominate when he wanted, indeed
So farewell to #34, enigmatic Ricky
The receivers got all the blame
But off a little was Brady’s aim
His supermodel prayed for a win
Then called dropping passes a sin
Eli shut his mouth and won the biggest game
A douche who’s racist and hates
Fitting he won three GOP states
Candidates talkin’ ‘bout eternal damnation
Says it all about our nation
Elect Santorum and we all deserve our fates
Since Marino we’ve all been waitin’
For a quarterback that we ain’t hatin’
Long term ain’t what it’s about
Would settle for a completed 10-yard out
But not sure how to feel about possible Peyton

They called it the Battle of the Blues
A hype fest that could make you snooze
Rivers brought to their knees
The crowd of whine and cheese
Roy fainted, then cried when UNC did lose
Last time …
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 50

#1
New rule: anyone using the phrase “nom nom” to signify their enjoyment of food can and should be punched in the Adam’s apple by the closest person.
#2
Isn’t it high time Tedy Bruschi stepped down as an “analyst” considering his brutal homerism? Dude’s playing pocket pool with Patsies owner Robert Kraft in a luxury box and ESPN doesn’t recognize that he’s simply a shill for New England? Also, there’s the not-so-ancillary fact that he’s, like, sort of terrible at commentating.
#3
The fact that there is a “21 Jumpstreet” movie destroys any semblance of remaining hope I may have had for Hollywood.
#4
How pissed off must Anquan Boldin have been about New England choosing to cover him with Julian Edelman, another WR, on the potentially game-winning drive of the AFC championship game? And is there any bigger sign of a lack of respect than the opposing coach choosing to put a No. 5 wide receiver out there as a cornerback to cover you? My, how the mighty have fallen.
#5
Stay with me here: There’s a commercial for Ally where people on the street are given a suitcase full of $100,000 to “watch.” Well, the dude from that commercial is a dead ringer for Arthur Ashe.

#6
I liked Archie Manning better when he used to be seen and not heard—like when he used to appear as Woody Allen’s doppelganger in the crowd at Tennessee games.
#7
I will admit that sometimes I find myself singing the “McDonald’s Girl” song. There, I said it.
#8
Not to sound crass, because it’s clear that Myra Kraft meant a lot to the New England franchise, but I think the storylines about her passing went a bit overboard, especially considering she got a ton more pub than some of the recent lost icons of the game. Maybe it’s just me.
#9
In these dark days of political inanity, what hope still looks -- and sounds -- like.
#10
I can’t freaking believe we’ve now done 50 of these things ... I can’t fathom that I actually have that many deep (and not so deep) thoughts.
Wednesday, February 08, 2012
Whatever Happens In Bangkok ... Isn’t Funny
Based on how much I dug “The Hangover,” there is no way to describe “The Hangover 2” without using the words “terribly disappointing.” Zach Galifianakis brought the only funny in the whole flick, and he and Paul Giamatti—albeit in a bit part—were the only redeeming qualities in the entire film.
I mean, I think most viewers would have predicted that it would difficult to re-create the series of mishaps that made “The Hangover” so hysterical, so it’s not like my expectations were through the roof or anything. But it sure feels like director/producer Todd Phillips ran out of amusing plotlines and went straight to outright crude. As a result, I found “The Hangover 2” to be mostly weak and unfunny.
So in the interest of keep this review comparatively quick, I loved “The Hangover.” Yet “The Hangover 2” sucked mightily.
Monday, February 06, 2012
“Ferris Has Been Absent ... 13 ... Times ...”
In honor of the mildly disappointing Ferris Bueller ad from the Super Bowl, here’s the flick with a little bit of ... well ... re-envisioning involved.
Friday, February 03, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: An Icon Of The Sweet Science Says Goodbye, Plus ‘Fins Try To Curry Favor From Local Hacks

Floated like a butterfly, free
And boy did he sting like a bee
But Clay had help in his corner
Today’s sad as a boxing mourner
Farewell to legend Angelo Dundee
Candidates head out to stump
In hopes of a ratings bump
As politics gets increasingly out of whack
The question that keeps coming back
Who gives a shit about Donald Trump?!
A team with too many holes
Well behind Heels, Devils and ‘Noles
But February just got here
And State has more wins than last year
Gotta start somewhere to reach all your goals
Used to support Komen for the Cure
Thought their intentions were pure
Then they got involved with political hacks
On Planned Parenthood they turned their backs
Sad day for cancer research, to be sure

The ‘Fins give the media fits
So they went on a media blitz
Went from paper to paper
Spinning more than Don Draper
Need fewer soundbytes, more hits
Last time …
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
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