The bullpen a complete joke
Harvey
a douche full of coke
The
defense full of holes
Injuries
taking tolls
Terry
Collins job up in smoke?
“The
Fall” has turned out decent
After
a start that was stuck in cement
Crimes
pulled from Belfast papers
But
here’s what gives me the vapors:
Scully
with an Irish accent
Pro
decisions strange
Chemistry
out of range
Coach
Keatts faces a huge test
To
make a bad roster play its best
And
bring about complete culture change
Managers
without a clue or a plan
Enough
creativity to power a desk fan
Battling
thunder thighs
And
harpies telling lies
An
overflowing list of who to shitcan
Scandals
at a frantic pace
Each day
brings an impeachment case
Our
government in shambles
As an
orange liar rambles
How the
hell did we get to this place?
