Friday, February 03, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: An Icon Of The Sweet Science Says Goodbye, Plus ‘Fins Try To Curry Favor From Local Hacks



Floated like a butterfly, free
And boy did he sting like a bee
But Clay had help in his corner
Today’s sad as a boxing mourner
Farewell to legend Angelo Dundee

Candidates head out to stump
In hopes of a ratings bump
As politics gets increasingly out of whack
The question that keeps coming back
Who gives a shit about Donald Trump?!

A team with too many holes
Well behind Heels, Devils and ‘Noles
But February just got here
And State has more wins than last year
Gotta start somewhere to reach all your goals

Used to support Komen for the Cure
Thought their intentions were pure
Then they got involved with political hacks
On Planned Parenthood they turned their backs
Sad day for cancer research, to be sure

The ‘Fins give the media fits
So they went on a media blitz
Went from paper to paper
Spinning more than Don Draper
Need fewer soundbytes, more hits

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