Pinpointing him is quite tricky
Not dedicated, if we’re being picky
But he was a different breed
Could dominate when he wanted, indeed
So farewell to #34, enigmatic Ricky
The receivers got all the blame
But off a little was Brady’s aim
His supermodel prayed for a win
Then called dropping passes a sin
Eli shut his mouth and won the biggest game
A douche who’s racist and hates
Fitting he won three GOP states
Candidates talkin’ ‘bout eternal damnation
Says it all about our nation
Elect Santorum and we all deserve our fates
Since Marino we’ve all been waitin’
For a quarterback that we ain’t hatin’
Long term ain’t what it’s about
Would settle for a completed 10-yard out
But not sure how to feel about possible Peyton
They called it the Battle of the Blues
A hype fest that could make you snooze
Rivers brought to their knees
The crowd of whine and cheese
Roy fainted, then cried when UNC did lose
Last time …
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