Football is back, never fear
Dolphins subplots are very near
Training camp has finally arrove
An underdog narrative wove
More Gase excuses I hope not to hear
"Handmaid's Tale" a cautionary roam
Through a Gilead that hits too close to home
Aunt Lydia propelled season one
Season two stumbled under the gun
But Elisabeth Moss is like a brilliant-acting gnome
A promising season up in smoke
Like a Snoop Dogg mellow toke
A fast fade for the Pack Nine
Couldn't navigate the postseason landmine
Avent wavers between genius and joke
Coaching passed like a middle-aged dream
Now we say farewell to swim team
Summer flying by, it's clear
Nostalgia closer than ever, it seems
Had a little taste of "The Lake"
Plus a kinda "Stranger Things" take
And perhaps of a touch of "Twin Peaks"
And something for "True Detective" geeks
To the brilliance of "Dark" you should wake
Last time ...
