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Limerick Friday #433: “Game Of Thrones” Returns Sets Social Media On Fire, Plus Roger Federer Are You Serious

Cersei running out of ways to go

Samwell tries to help Jon Snow

Sansa stunning to aspire

Arya a mercenary not for hire

Daenerys, how I’ve missed you so

The Hound, an attack of the feels

Bran reaches the wall and then heels

The White Walkers on the implacable march

Beric has an undying parch

GOT’s return made my mind reels

All of Westeros under attack

Of intrigue and drama, no lack

The Red Woman haunts my dreams

Even as evil as it seems

Melisandre, I need you back

A tailspin for the Metsies means

A fire sale coming to Queens

How much for a pitcher with the gout?

Or an old shortstop who only makes outs

Would settle for an old mitt and beans

Each backhand was rightly smote

For Cilic that was all she wrote

Roger Federer put the greatest stamp

On being Wimbledon’s greatest champ

Forever the motherf’ing GOAT

Last time …

Limerick Friday #432: “Mr. Robot” Takes Summer By Storm, Plus Tales Of Failure

A couple years late

But I crashed the gate

To the Mr. Robot cult

It’s hit me like a bolt

For the next episode I can’t wait

Any postseason prospects are fake

There are no moves to make

Injuries struck them cold

Lots of vets just got old

This is the Mets at the All-Star break

Hiefers in clown pants

Harpies with inane rants

A brooch of a pork rind potlatch

A French fry feed bag to match

Deal only in won’ts and can’ts

Lost without or with

Success was only a myth

Wasted a year at State

Gott still stalks him to date

Have a nice NBA life, Dennis Smith

Season three ended pretty dire

Everything going up in fire

“Better Call Saul” a triumph in force

We’re sneaking up, of course

To where “Breaking Bad” touches the wire

Last time …