Friday, March 09, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVII: Braun Ain’t Quite Vindicated, Plus Annoying Carl Ruins Everything



‘Roids masked by meds and creams
Off on a technicality, it seems
A cheater, everyone hates
But the MVP, off Braun skates
Any wonder baseball comes apart at seams?

A bounty scandal ain’t for the faints
The game’s integrity it taints
He’s always been a tweaker
Now Payton’s kind of a cheater
He and Gregg Williams hurting the Saints

Brick on brick is stacked
A campus along a train track
A school that’s second to none
Knowledge mixed with culture and fun
Happy 125th to State’s Pack

The media, he’d been banning
Now more paparazzi than Dakota Fanning
Copters track him on South Beach
Praying he ain’t a washed-up reach
Buyer beware when it comes to Manning

Randall storyline my pet peeve
Especially with his last-minute reprieve
Dale died amidst gore and snarl
Thanks to that little bitch Carl
Time for our band to pick up and leave

Last time

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