Friday, March 26, 2021

Limerick Friday #499: The Mountains Await -- Day 376


Time away looming
I won't miss grooming
A mountain trip
A microbrewery sip
West, I'm ready to be zooming

Hoping there's a good reason
For an underwhelming offseason
Dumped Van Noy
With Watson they did toy
But courts may not like his massage teasin'

At least some good news
As the articles I did peruse
Jacoby's signing wins
A Wolfpacker on the Fins
Smart in case Tua we lose

Searching for offense near and far
Desperate to be a culture czar
But as you type and lurk
Remember that where you work
Is not who you are

Archie turned his back
Thought he was the mack
Shitcanned as a Hoosier
Because he's a loser
Don't disrespect the Pack


Thursday, March 25, 2021

Day 375, Quasi-Quarantine: Resurgent "American Gods" May Be Finding Its Footing


After an uneven Season 2, I sort of assumed "American Gods" wouldn't earn a third season. 

However, Starz rolled the dice and doubled down, and I've recently undertaken the Season 3 experience of this Neil Gaiman-inspired show.

Led by the incomparable Ian McShane as Mr. Wednesday, the cast is driving an enthralling, compelling, bounce-back season. While the storyline that has run from the stellar first season all the way through is still there, this run has added elements of "Fargo" that have really rounded out the performances.

Four episodes in, I have high hopes (Marilyn Manson appearances notwithstanding) that the renewed energy in this season carries through to a worthy payoff.

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Day 374, Quasi-Quarantine: "The Alchemist" Is An Enduring, Beautiful Tribute To Wonder


"Even if my neighbor doesn't understand my religion or understand my politics, he can understand my story. If he can understand my story, then he's never too far from me. It is always within my power to build a bridge. There is always a chance for reconciliation, a chance that one day he and I will sit around a table together and put an end to our history of clashes. And on this day, he will tell me his story and I will tell him mine."

Reading the 25th anniversary edition of "The Alchemist," it's apparent that Paulo Coelho's timeless work resonates across the years, as he finds a way to share accessible parables without encroaching into overt religious themes. 

"The Alchemist" is a powerful allegory of pursuing dreams while being grateful for what surrounds us, powered by its pointed, easy-reading style. 

" ... At a certain point of our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us, and our lives become controlled by fate. That's the world's greatest lie."

The boy's journey is capable of creating emotions that sneak up on you, as you encounter kings, thieves, seers, soldiers, symbolic animals, and, yes, first love through his eyes. 

This novel is essential reading for anyone interested in the question of fate vs. choice and the interconnectedness of the world around them.

"Because I don't live in either my past or my future. I'm interested only in the present. If you can concentrate always on the present, you'll be a happy man ... Life will be a party for you, a grand festival, because life is the moment we're living right now."

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Day 373, Quasi-Quarantine: Don't Forsake Me Now, Dolores

 

A year ago today, I was unable to focus long enough to calculate toilet paper odds due to the release of season 3 of "Westworld," which, to my recollection, was basically like if one of the models in Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" backing band became a Terminator.

This is a long way of saying I deeply miss Dolores.

Monday, March 22, 2021

Day 372, Quasi-Quarantine: Spring Has Sprung

 

Spring has officially arrived, and the weather appears to have gotten the message.

But now's not the time to get complacent.

Will logic prevail? The outcome is uncertain, but let's do our best to give it a damn chance.


Friday, March 19, 2021

Limerick Friday #498: "Your Honor"'s Uneven, Fascinating Mess -- Day 369


Mob boss's son is a goner
Judge's son did a runner
Coincidences abound
Irony does confound
This is the tale of "Your Honor"

Five Ws in a row
Marked them ready for the show
But they shit the bed in the tourney
Now their season's on the gurney
NC State, this is how it does go

The return of the Marlon Mack
"The Ghost" re-signs to attack
The Colts know, you see
Continuity is key
And they're ready to run it back

The soda bread rose
The hankie was Mo's
St. Pat's a blast
It goes by so fast
Erin go bragh for us and those

One of the all-time best
Wasn't one for jest
Punched like a train freight
A fearsome middleweight
Marvelous Marvin Hagler, in peace rest


Thursday, March 18, 2021

Day 368, Quasi-Quarantine: The Urgent, Country-Altering Message Of "Our Time Is Now"



"The contours and tactics of voter suppression have changed since the days of Jim Crow, Black Codes, or suffragettes, but the mission remains steady and immovable: keep power concentrated in the hands of the few by disenfranchising the votes of the undesirable."

Serving as her own voting rights tornado, Stacey Abrams is inarguably one of the most important American citizens of recent years. And honestly, when you project her contributions globally, she should be a bonafide candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize.

In "Our Time is Now: Power, Purpose, and the Fight for a Fair America," she painstakingly outlines a blueprint of how to ensure democratic voices are heard and counted. Just as importantly, she broaches the topic of how to rescue our country from what the Republican party has become.

"We must also anticipate the next populist leader's emergence, which means we must strengthen our democratic institutions, we must fortify our voting rights with permanent fixes in law and the constitution, and we have to live our values and hold leaders accountable when they fail to behave."

Serving as much as a history book as a political action plan, her work details both the centuries-old struggle to live up to the ideal of democratic participation and the hard work that lies ahead to retain and build upon small steps of progress. 

"Social movements rise, force change, and achieve gains; however, until the movement's leaders can embed those wins into law and lawmakers, the successes are temporary."

The book can be dense and the subheads can strike too much of a light-hearted chord, but "Our Time is Now" should be required reading. The issues that Abrams underscores are alternately inspiring and infuriating.

"For forty years, a conservative juggernaut of ideology and special interests has eroded trust in government, defunded the capacity of our institutions, and undermined people's belief in science as an independent, reliable tool for fact-finding."

Abrams describes the "New American Majority" and explores the concept of micro-choices and how they add up to broader policies. Bringing the book home, she also explores the underlying the urgency of our times, the fragility of our institutions -- and the requirement of our involvement.

"Voter suppression works its might by first tripping and causing to stumble the unwanted voter, then by convincing those who see the obstacle course to forfeit the race without even starting to run."

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Day 367, Quasi-Quarantine: Erin Go Bragh!


It's St. Patrick's Day in the heart of a global pandemic.

All the toasts to all of yours.

My kingdom for a Black & Tan or any dose of black gold.

Slainte!

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Day 366, Quasi-Quarantine: Starting From The Head Out To Re-create Pong Krell

 


A member of the Besalisk species, Pong Krell was a Jedi master during the Clone Wars. During this time, he served as a Jedi General in the Grand Army of the Republic.

Unfortunately, Pong Krell turned out to be an interplanetary gonad of the highest order.

After he lost faith in the Republic initiative and foresaw a losing battle, he secretly turned to the dark side. His most overt action in this vein was undermining good-guy efforts in fighting on Umbara, intentionally sacrificing clone troopers by ignoring smart strategy.

Despite his status as a Jedi master, he was eventually the victim of a clone trooper mutiny. He was captured by the 501st Legion and eventually shot and killed.


Even with this unkosher backstory, Pong Krell is an important figure in the Star Wars canon, and his minifigure is exceedingly rare. He appeared only as part of the Z-95 Headhunter build (set 75004), but we were still able to procure his unique headpiece separately, then find torso and leg pieces to match.

With two double-bladed lightsabers, intimidating height, and a fearsome presence, the end result is striking. Welcome to our missions, Pong Krell -- may your reign be short-lived.

Monday, March 15, 2021

Day 365, Quasi-Quarantine: Looking Back, One Year In

 

This is a picture of Mo from a year ago ... when the reality of the new world we were facing was just starting to set in.

Since then, I've managed 220 posts here, as part of some small effort to document my mental state, jump-start creative efforts in the morning, and establish some measure of connection to the world at large.

Mostly, this effort has been to stave off constantly looking like Mo in this picture. It hasn't always worked, but it's always helped.

We are not the same people we were a year ago. Many things will never go back to "normal." Yet I'm constantly reminded of the power of words and the healing effect of the act of constructing them.

Hold on tight. 

You can almost see a light on the horizon.

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Day 361, Quasi-Quarantine: Julien Baker's "Little Oblivions" Is Peak Julien Baker


I first discovered Julien Baker when she sang on Frightened Rabbit's "How It Gets In." Her magnetic voice made me an immediate fan, and when I saw that she had also collaborated with Iron & Wine, I sought out her stellar solo albums -- in addition to her incredible work with boygenius alongside Phoebe Bridgers and Lucy Dacus.

She will always be most memorable to me for her covers of Frightened Rabbit's "Modern Leper" and "Holy" (not to mention "Acts of Man," "Nitrous Gas," and "Woodpile") after the death of front man Scott Hutchison. However, her latest album "Little Oblivions" may end up changing that.

Released in late February, the release goes deep into her struggles with substance abuse. Songs like "Ringside," "Hardline," "Relative Fiction," and "Repeat" show her at her best, belting out the pain and joy from deep within her soul.

A more sophisticated backing band adds more layers to her music, but her voice is still -- and always -- the star here. As the global pandemic drags on, this probing and essential music can act as something of a salve for all of us who need it.

Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Day 360, Quasi-Quarantine: Pacing And Tension Elevate Le Carre's "The Little Drummer Girl"

 

The recent passing of British author John le Carre and the subsequent mention of nearly-40-year-old "The Little Drummer Girl" as one of Stephen King's favorite books led me to track down this novel.

I had kind of forgotten that I saw the AMC series based on this book -- starring the intoxicating Florence Pugh -- but the additional layers included in the novel made this a worthy read.

Described as a "spy book," le Carre manages to elevate this novel to encompass discussion of morality, racism, mistrust of government, and myriad other social issues. The novel follows the arc of Charlie, a drifting actress who is bed-hopping her way across Europe before finally being assigned a purpose by the mercurial agent Joseph.

The book is lengthy and the title is confusing, and translating the British slang that permeates the plot can be a bleedin' slog. There is also a broad cast of characters that can be hard to navigate, plus a few encounters that feel overwrought. 

However, le Carre pays it all off with a deep and rhythmic tension that ramps up and down, but is always present. The story feels both prescient and contemporary, as the author's "theatre of the real" permeates almost every headline we are presented with these days.

Tuesday, March 09, 2021

Day 359, Quasi-Quarantine: Building A Separatist Bounty Hunter From The Helmet Out

 

When I saw the helmet piece of the Separatist Bounty Hunter, I knew I had to have it eventually.

Released as part of set 75018 (Jek-14's Stealth Starfighter, from 2013), this minifigure is a rarity from "The Yoda Chronicles." Separatist bounty hunters operated during the Clone Wars, usually hired by Count Dooku's Confederacy of Independent Systems.

Sporting a similar look as Rako Hardeen and a Mandalorian helmet with distinctive printing, the Separatist Bounty Hunter can be extremely expensive. However, we were able to find the helmet (the obvious highlight of this minifigure) being sold for cheap separately, and we were able to find torso and leg pieces to match in our endless bin of minifigs.

The result? A menacing, intimidating, budget-friendly addition to the enemy forces.

Monday, March 08, 2021

Day 358, Quasi-Quarantine: Fitbit Has Become One Of My Longest Relationships

 

I tend to throw Fitbit some shite for their badge-naming conventions, but I'm realizing now what a large part of my life this exercise tracker has become.

Over the last 7 years, I've become fairly religious about my use of this app and the related, various trackers I've owned. During a global pandemic, the ability to still monitor movement -- not to mention that some folks have become aware of COVID issues through elevated heartbeats noted by Fitbit -- has become vital.

I'm certainly nowhere near where I need to be, but to this day, the fireworks that go off on the display every time I eclipse 10,000 steps still offers some measure of reward.

These days, a feeling of accomplishment is to be treasured, and Fitbit may be worth it solely for that.

Step on, mates. Step on.

Wednesday, March 03, 2021

Scooter & Hum's Top Five Books Of The Year 2020

 

Upping the ante from 2019's 36 books and 12,329 pages, I used quasi-quarantine to bump those numbers to 41 books and 13,943 pages in 2020.

Not shying away from difficult novels or tending toward feel-good stories, I tackled challenging, staggering works that ask as many questions of the reader as the answers they provide. Emotion was prevalent (as were books related to New York City), which feels apropos for the year we all faced.

Without further ado ...


#1. "The Nickel Boys," by Colson Whitehead


What I Say Now

This novel represents perhaps the zenith of Whitehead's almost infathomable talent. His depiction of the sadistic workings of a boys' school and the slow destruction and eventual redemption of Elwood Curtis goes somewhere beyond unforgettable, with the tale adhering itself to you for weeks. In a year with so many memorable contenders, "The Nickel Boys" separated itself by a small but impossible-to-ignore margin.

Passage to Remember: 

"It was bigger than Arkansas and its backward wickedness, it was America. A mechanism of justice set in movement by a woman sitting down on a bus where she was told not to sit, a man ordering ham on rye at a forbidden counter."

"Ishmael was a man of secret menace who stored up violence like a battery; Turner learned to recognize these men from then on." 

"Most of those who know the story of the rings in the trees are dead by now. The iron is still there. Rusty. Deep in the heartwood. Testifying to anyone who cares to listen."



#2. "The Plot Against America," by Philip Roth


What I Say Now: 

Hitting almost too close to home, this novel was eerily prescient, almost predicting the impossible scenario in which the United States has found itself. Roth finds a believable rhythm, a cadence that almost lulls you to sleep -- again, much like our country itself. "The Plot Against America" may now spark PTSD, but it's an important read and a compelling mirror we cannot look away from.

Passages to Remember: 

"I'd never before had to grow up at a pace like this.
"Never before -- the great refrain of 1942."

" ... So his nomination by the Republicans to run against Roosevelt in 1940 assaulted, as nothing ever had before, that huge endowment of personal security that I had taken for granted as an American child of American parents in an American school in an American city in an America at peace with the world."

" ... across the cliffs, the woods, the rivers, the peaks, the geyser, the gorges, the granite coastline, across the deep blue water and the high waterfalls, across everything in America that was the bluest and the greenest and the whitest and to be preserved forever in these pristine reservations, was printed a black swastika."


#3. "Memory Police," by Yoko Ogawa


What I Say Now: 

This haunting, understated novel clings to you, wrapping you inside its minutely rendered world until the horror takes you by storm. Ogawa masterfully paces this tale, balancing anonymity and detail, reserve and heart-pounding fright. "Memory Police" silently claws its way into the ranks of the very finest dystopian fiction.

Passages to Remember: 

"The first duty of the Memory Police was to enforce the disappearances."

"'I thought I could hear the sound of my memory burning that night.'"

"'How does it feel to remember everything? To have everything that the rest of us have lost saved up in your heart?'"


#4. "Underground Railroad," by Colson Whitehead


What I Say Now: 

This immensely affecting novel is under-ranked due to the presence of my top book, but "Underground Railroad" is at least as gut-punching. Whitehead spares no emotion in this heart-wrenching tale of Cora, surrounded by metaphors that never quit. This staggering work humbles every writer, crumbles every reader, and challenges every citizen.

Passages to Remember: 

"When black blood was money, the savvy businessman knew to open the vein."

"George sawed with his fiddle, the notes swirling up into the night like sparks gusted from a fire."

"Poetry and prayer put ideas in people's heads that got them killed, distracted them from the ruthless mechanism of the world."


#5. "Night," by Elie Wiesel


What I Say Now: 

Ranking a book like "Night" feels both unfair and impossible, as such an exercise feels mundane in the face of its sheer power. All I know is that no list of books read in a given year would be complete without added mention of Wiesel's nightmarish, otherworldly memoir of life in a circle of hell. His book exists above and apart from any other, and should be required reading for any serious citizen of the world.

Passages to Remember: 

"Gaping doors and windows looked out into the void. It all belonged to everyone since it no longer belonged to anyone. It was there for the taking. An open tomb.
"A summer sun."

"I pinched myself: Was I still alive? Was I awake? How was it possible that men, women, and children were being burned and that the world kept silent? ... Not a sound of distress, not a plaintive cry, nothing but mass agony and silence. Nobody asked anyone for help. One died because one had to. No point in making trouble."

"A violin in a dark barrack where the dead were piled on top of the living? Who was this madman who played the violin here, at the edge of his own grave? Or was it a hallucination?"


Honorable Mention (in 10 words or less):

"Between the World and Me," by Ta-Nehesi Coates: Unflinching memoir of the Black journey in a hostile world.
"Imagine Me Gone," by Adam Haslett: Stirring account of the descent of depression and mental health.
"Ogilvy on Advertising," by David Ogilvy: The father of marketing opines beautifully from the office minibar.
"If It Bleeds," by Stephen King: The short story King holds court in mighty fine fettle.
"Straight Man," by Richard Russo: Polished author surprises with hysterical take on New England academia.
"End of October," by Lawrence Wright: Prescient voice rings alarm bells as future arrives on doorstep.
"Quiet," by Susan Cain: Important depiction of introversion and extraversion in the modern workplace.
"Uncanny Valley," by Anna Weiner: Revealing book can't quite decide what it wants to be.
"Free Fall," by William Golding: Deep-thinking, hard-hitting missive from icon and Scooter favorite.
"The Illustrated Man," by Ray Bradbury: Wide-ranging, metaphor-packed cosmos exploration in short-story form.
"Salvage the Bones," by Jesmyn Ward: Examination of Hurricane Katrina ripple effects on poverty-stricken family.
"Sea Monsters," by Chloe Aridjis: Dreamy coming-of-age tale set to music and location.
"Notes of a Dirty Old Man," by Charles Bukowski: Irrepressible, irascible commentary on life and love in the gutters.
"Blacktop Wasteland," by S.A. Cosby: A tale of mercenary life with undertones of racism, poverty.
"Juneteenth," by Ralph Ellison: Unfinished novel by a master, beset by gaps but powerful.
"The Glass Hotel," by Emily St. John Mandel: Haunting, hypnotic tale that bite offs more than it chews.
"City on Fire," by Garth Risk Hallberg: Endless, memorable prose smothers a story that can't quite match.
"The Imperfectionists," by Tom Rachman: Love and pain complemented by undercurrent of dying newspaper business.
"The Annotated H.P. Lovecraft," by H.P. Lovecraft: Master of the macabre at his best in crushing tome.
"The Yellow House," by Sarah M. Broom: An exploration of what happens when nostalgia meets unvarnished truth.


Notable (in 7 words or less):

"Utopia Avenue," by David Mitchell: Counterculture look at great music, meandering writing.
"Fleishman is in Trouble," by Taffy Brodesser-Akner: Divorce, dating, angst, and midlife crises.
"Gwendy's Magic Feather," by Richard Chizmar: Stephen King knockoff never quite finds center.
"Story," by Robert McKee: Informative screenwriting tome suffers from ego trips.
"The Lost City of Z," by David Grann: Incredible story rivets, but eventually peters out.
"Brown Girl Dreaming," by Jacqueline Woodson: Beautifully rendered poems capture search for identity.
"Citizen," by Claudia Rankine: Lightning-paced work that asks important questions.
"Esperanza Rising," by Pam Munoz Ryan: Striking young-adult work that tackles immigration.
"Calypso," by David Sedaris: Light chuckles sprinkle dark look at mortality.
"Ball Four," by Jim Bouton: Cringe-y, hysterical book reveals baseball's seamy side.


The Rest (in 5 words or less):

"Welcome to the Show," by Frank Nappi: Stiff treacle best for youngsters.
"Seinfeldia," by Jennifer Kieshin Thomas: Overwhelms even biggest Seinfeld fans.
"Normal," by Magdalena & Nathaniel Newman: Great message for young adults.
"Fablehaven," by Brandon Mull: Otherworldly tale great for kids.
"Contagious," by Jonah Berger: Marketing advice dated on arrival.

Day 353, Quasi-Quarantine: Texas Cancels Science, Reality, Membership

 

The "threats" of Texas seceding used to be at least mildly amusing, but I really do think we've all kind of reached a point where it's really best for all parties involved to go their separate ways.

This way, hating the federal government but then begging for federal funds kind of sorts itself out. It's been a nice run and all that, but ...


Tuesday, March 02, 2021

Day 352, Quasi-Quarantine: With Watson And Wilson Dancing On The Edges Of Availability, Do The Dolphins Strike Big?

 


It's been a crazy offseason on the quarterback carousel already -- and it's been less than a month since the season ended.

First, the Rams traded basically the team facility to Detroit for Matthew Stafford. Then, the Colts landed Carson Wentz from Philadelphia in a deal that seemed fair for both sides.

While these transactions have helped established the trade landscape for varying degrees of quarterback, the Dolphins have taken note because two of the league's finest players have (allegedly) entered the trade market.

Houston's Deshaun Watson has apparently told the Texans it's over, and he has slid Miami onto the list of teams he's willing to be traded to. Now, generational talent and former Wolfpacker Russell Wilson has reportedly told Seattle the same.

While I'm taking a bit of a "I'll believe it when I see it" approach to both of these signal-callers being dealt, it feels like a momentous offseason for the 'Fins, all considering. Does Miami scrap the blueprint it's followed for the past two years for a shot at one of these iconic players? Or stick to the script, stockpile draft ammunition, and stack the roster with weapons?

Either way, at this point, it seems unfathomable that it would feel almost like a letdown if Miami entered next season with last year's #5 overall draft pick -- Tua Tagovailoa -- under center.

Monday, March 01, 2021

Day 351, Quasi-Quarantine: TIE Fighter Pilot Benefits From Arts & Crafts Time


One of the fun parts of our Legos explorations has been playing with different color schemes on non-traditional Star Wars parts.

Adding some paint to various weaponry and accessories to bring the item in line with a Star Wars logo or tint can make a dramatic difference in the presentation of a minifigure.



We accented this TIE fighter pilot minifigure by painting a battle shield with red logo elements, then adding a red hue to his firearm. The finished product is an intimidating warrior looking to put some pelts on the wall for the Empire.

The results often vary, but this small project turned out with just the right look and feel we were hoping for.