Monday, April 30, 2012

“Mockingjay” Glides The “Hunger Games” Trilogy Home On Fumes


“I’m going to be the Mockingjay.”

So the third and last of Suzanne Collins’s “Hunger Games” trilogy, “Mockingjay,” pretty much devolved into political commentary. It kind of reminded me of the “newer” “Star Wars” movies, in which too much of the plot was mired in discussions of trade embargoes, taxes, tariffs and the like; stuff you’d expect more in a courtroom than on “Tattooine.”

Likewise, the intensity and momentum that marked the first book was diminished in the second and pretty much nowhere to be found in “Mockingjay.” By this point, as a reader, you’re basically tired of Katniss, who has now had three full books to parse her emotions beyond the surface and define her feelings for both Gale and Peeta. In fact, I found myself agreeing with Johanna (which I have to believe is contrary to Collins’s desires), who eviscerated Katniss with a searing assessment of her:

“Jealousy is certainly involved. I also think you’re a little hard to swallow. With your tacky romantic drama and your defender-of-the-helpless act. Only it isn’t an act, which makes you more unbearable. Please feel free to take this personally.”

For “Walking Dead” fans, Gale is essentially positioned in the “Shane” role from TWD, while Peeta assumes the “Rick” personality, refusing to give up hope in a non-violent solution to a situation unsolvable without it. I felt this was an effort by Collins to reduce Gale to a one-dimensional character, which I didn’t buy as a valid out for Katniss.

“It costs your life,” says Caesar. “Oh, no. It costs a lot more than your life. To murder innocent people?” says Peeta. “It costs everything you are.”

The main plot, however, is driven by Katniss being caught in the middle of the revolution, fighting both against and alongside people she can’t trust. Who are the good guys? Which society is truly more repressive? Collins deals in subtle symbolism, but also intertwines some shockingly brutal scenes, which is somewhat surprising and jarring. There were also some confusing scenes (I still don’t quite get Katniss voting “yes” for a new Hunger Games), as well as some that evoked true emotion.

The central theme of “Mockingjay” was the question of what is real and what isn’t. However, I didn’t think much of the epilogue and I felt the entire trilogy ended on a bit of a forced note—which, to be fair, may have been unavoidable for such a grandiose work of fiction.

The premise of “Hunger Games” was tremendous enough to draw you in, and the non-stop intensity of it was enough to keep you there. Sheer momentum propelled you to “Catching Fire,” which sustained itself largely on the first book’s emotion and urgency. However, the merit of “Mockingjay” was mostly derived from the need to complete the trilogy, though it is admittedly healthy to keep in mind the context of this being young-adult fiction.

Collins’s trilogy has lent itself naturally and easily to the big screen, where the “girl power” theme is sure to speak to a generation of pre-teens. And though the books themselves eventually get bogged down in bureaucratic speech, political affairs and overt violence, Collins has surely created something that will go on to become a staple within this genre—no small feat no matter the audience.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: ‘Fins Finally Pull The Trigger On A Triggerman, Plus Go Watch A Movie With Peggy



Stood their ground at #8
Made a choice that I can’t hate
Ryan Tannehill is the guy
The bar hasn’t been set high
But hope has arrived much too late

Suspensions from bounties abound
Now the FBI is digging around
A rough offseason in the Big Easy
The going has been less than Brees-y
The Saints’ stupidity does astound

He’s not very astute
He’s stolen plenty of loot
Left his dying wife
Led a deplorable life
Good riddance, brutal Newt

How low can UNC football go?
Fedoucha keeps running his mouth so
For a program known for cheat, cheat, punt
The new coach is a bit of a cunt
Asking for a sixth beatdown in a row

Peggy’s life in disarray
Gave a random an HJ
Roger a hilarious tour de force
Dropped acid, then got a divorce
Don’s marriage and work ain’t OK

Last time

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Slow-Jamming The News With The Barack Ness Monster



I've never been much of a Jimmy Fallon fan, but this one is pretty damn funny.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 54



#1
Walter Bishop’s lab security detail, FBI Agent Tim (Jarod Joseph), is a dead ringer for former Wolfpack standout quarterback Russell Wilson.

#2 So I won an ACC Tournament pool. Then I won an NCAA tourney pool (even getting within a single point of the correct tiebreaker). But I didn’t win the Mega Millions. Shit ain’t right.

#3
It’s hard to watch a good show go downhill. Unfortunately, that’s what has happened with “Bones,” which has lost the entire narrative and exhausted nearly all plot developments involving key characters. It appears the days are numbered for Booth and Bones.

#4
This week’s beer recommendation is “471 Small Batch,” a double-hopped IPA from Breckenridge Brewery. Quite choice.

#5
I find it pretty hysterical that the SEC is still called out as the “cheating conference.” Haven’t we finally arrived at a point where we can all understand that this is bad everywhere? After all, the most recent major cheating offenders are USC, Ohio State, UNC and Miami; hmmm ... not an SEC school among them.

#6
If I ever make an album, I’m probably just going to title it “Greatest Hits.”

#7
It might be just me, but I’m pretty sure Lily on “How I Met Your Mother” has been pregnant for roughly four-and-a-half years.

#8
This just in: Urban Meyer is pretty much a douche. Also, the sun tends to shine.

#9
With a great vibe, the new series “Magic City” is “Sopranos” meets “Mad Men.”

#10
We’ll end with a bit of “Fringe” talk as well. As someone who has long considered it the best show on TV, this season has validated that feeling over and over and over again. The episode last week had a “These are not the droids you’re looking for” blast from Walter, then ended with the revelation that future Henrietta is Peter and Olivia’s daughter.

What a damn show.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Tupac: Live On Tattooine

They must have a pretty good weight program wherever Tupac is now, because the hologram people seem to have confused him with LL Cool J.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: Creepy Pete Gets Knocked The F Out, Plus Herb Your Keep On Earth Day



Unhappy Pete asks for respect
But turns into a creepy trainwreck
Lane laid one on Joan, sweet
Then kicked the shit out of Pete
Don the moral authority, who’d expect?

Whispers and rumors abound
Mock drafts for every round
Will the Dolphins trade up to three?
Hell no, says little ol’ me
But Miami has been known to confound

A no-talent, washed-up rocker
An ignorant politics mocker
In his masculinity insecure
So go play with guns, sure
Ted Nugent, enjoy your prison locker

A symbol of New Year’s Eve
Has of this life taken leave
Music the soundtrack of his life
Ageless he seemed amidst strife
Dick Clark will rest in sound, I believe

A day for going green
Of resources, we must wean
But it’s also 4/20
So buy Funyuns in plenty
And to Mother Earth, stop being mean

Last time

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Scout Badges Got Nothin' On These



Just because I know you could hand out a few of these a day ...

Friday, April 13, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: That’s Petrino Just Being Petrino, Plus Racism & Murder Dominate “Mad Men” Storylines



A douche of the lowest smell
A cheater and a liar as well
He can’t drive a bike too good
But a coed believed he could
‘Bout time Bobby Petrino finally fell

On women he waged war
Cried Jeezus and belittled the poor
He quit with little decorum
Goodbye, Rick Santorum
Now easier for your racist rants to ignore

A playoff drive looked like crap
The ball rested on needles and sap
Simply hooked it 40 yards to the green
As clutch a shot as the Masters’ has seen
To Bubba, a doff o’ the cap

Warren Sapp could really ball
But man, what a post-career fall
His analysis made you say “Good heavens”
Now filing for Chapter 11
For someone so big, sure looks pretty small

Feverish Don passed out sleepy
Joan was strong instead of weepy
Some scenes truly astounded
Violent undertones abounded
In a “Mad Men” that was kinda creepy

Last time

Thursday, April 12, 2012

"The Walking Dead" Hits The Brickyard?



Brilliant stuff here. I never noticed how creepy the Free Expression Tunnel and other NC State landmarks could really be.

Kudos to Pack alum Andrew Bradley.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Big-Screen Version Of “The Help” Honors The Novel With A Faithful Adaptation



After thoroughly enjoying Kathryn Stockett’s novel “The Help” (earning it the No. 2 spot on my Scooties Books of the Year for 2011), I have to admit that I had small hopes for the film version, since most of the promos appeared to have truly Disney-fied the very real and violent racial issues at the core of the story. However, I have to admit that I was pleasantly surprised by the faithfulness of the adaptation, which made for a truly memorable movie.

While Bryce Dallas Howard was an inspired choice as the skin-crawlingly revolting Hilly Holbrook, Jessica Chastain was tremendous as Celia Foote and Emma Stone was solid in the star role as “Skeeter,” the movie followed suit from the book in having the maids steal the show. The understated Viola Davis as Aibileen and the over-the-top Octavia Spencer as Minny were sublime, balancing the right blends of outrage and duty.

I did take issue with a few departures from the novel. Stone wasn’t a great fit as Skeeter, as she is far too hot for a character who is repeatedly described as homely in the book. In addition, her mother (played by Allison Janney) was a far cry from the stifling, overbearing Charlotte from the book; playing the role in a much softer way, to me, diminished some of the emotions that drive Skeeter to take on such a momentous project.

Director Tate Taylor, who also wrote the screenplay, also elected to delete a scene of a group of black parishioners presenting her with a signed copy of the completed book. To me, it was a surprising move, considering how tremendously powerful the scene read in the novel and how it finally offered physical proof of the connection Skeeter finally realizes with the people she truly wrote the book for. Also, the crushing death of Treelone, Aibileen’s son was kind of glossed over, when it actually provided much of the impetus for Aibileen agreeing to help Skeeter.

For the most part, however, the film range true to the story, capable of evoking real emotion while bringing in some needed humor at key times (though some of the acute tension and fear that the novel carries was missing). Achieving this unique blend was a true feat, and earned the flick four Academy Award nominations.

All in all, “The Help” allayed my initial fears that some of the harsh truths of the novel would be swept away on the big screen, and I found it to be a worthwhile and enjoyable adaptation of a book eminently deserving of such a portrayal.


Friday, April 06, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: “Mad Men” Tackles Racism And Overeating, Plus You’ll Be Unsurprised To Learn That Politics Blows



Fat Betty had a near panic attack
Don continued being selfish and slack
Harry went backstage and got the munchies
Jew new writer has Peg’s panties in bunchies
There was even a Romney crack!

As the draft draws near
The NFL just can’t get clear
Of a pay-to-injure scheme
Surrounding a cornerstone team
More obstacles for Goodell to steer

He’s back! Say some with cheer
He’s changed! Say others far and near
He may win tournaments again
Might even get a green jacket win
But he’ll always be a douche, let’s be clear

Always been quite a queef
To the Chargers, a thief
Now he’s a one-man crime wave
A fraud with no reputation to save
Stay classy in jail, Ryan Leaf

In front, Romney can’t seem to stay
Newt and Santorum, I mean, what can you say
In the bullshit they’re swimmin’
Now with their war on women
The GOP can’t get outta their own way

Last time

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Yoda Is Much So Fun Less This Way



Somebody with way too much time on their hands and an unused English degree went all grammar geek on the untouchable one.