Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: Comedy Will Never Be The Same, Plus A Jarring Transition Back To Reality

A comedic genius lost too soon

Spark criticism from many a loon

But what can’t be lost

Is a legacy at all cost

Robin Williams took us all to the moon

The ‘Fins can’t seem to avoid

Suspensions for the steroid

First it was Jordan the bust

Then Reshad Jones thought it a must

With placebos they seem to have toyed

Like a forgotten Christmas toy

“The Killing” returned to my joy

A mini-season on NetFlix

Overall, wouldn’t be in my favorite picks

But the ending was perfect, oh boy

Reliving an epic PGA

Rory capped a remarkable day

Outdueled Fowler and Philly Mick

Even Stenson before he lost his stick

Tigger’s been unseated, I’d say

The planning was more than clever

It rained almost freaking never

A week in Nogs Head

Nothing I’d rather do instead

Only the best vacation of ever

Last time …

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Sun Rises On A New Season, Plus Football Has Arrove

As fall does begin

A do-over for the Pack again

Expectations are all moot

When you get down to it, shoot

Let’s start with a conference win

Just before getting married

Unconscious, so Rice carried

Off an elevator, what a thrill

A pre-honeymoon if you will

A story Goodell couldn’t buried

The O line a continuing prob

Making Tannehill want to sob

Pouncey a punk and galoot

Will miss half the year to boot

But still ‘Fins optimism you can’t rob

An end to incessant movin’

Three months in, I’m proven

Go above and beyond a bit

Then they put a ring on it

Go permanent and keep groovin’

The last pick once again mine

Though that’s really just fine

I pick 14^th, this is true

But 15^th is mine, too

Draft spot never slowed my incline

Last time …