Things were looking kinda bleak
Before the celebration reached its peak
The Pack is dancing again
11th seed, but can still win
Helps the relevance State does seek
An amazing job by Julianne Moore
Depicting a crazed political whore
Her impression of Sarah Palin
Is what everyone’s hailin’
Even Tina Fey is asking for more
More arrests than touchdowns
Drops, whines and meltdowns
Now he’s off to the Bears
Thin, his act always wears
And soon he’ll run out of new towns
The GOP has collectively farted
A fool and his vote soon parted
Tune out the gollee hicks
Already tired of politics
And spring only just freaking started
Sanctions for UNC Cheat
Now hear the Wal-Mart fans bleat
Verifying the Carolina Way
Is to cheat each and every day
Can the new coach avoid a repeat?
Last time …
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