Friday, October 31, 2025

Limerick Friday #644: The Halloween When Grier And The 'Fins Finally Turned Into A Pumpkin -- Day 2,050


Ineptitude year after year
With no vision or plan clear
Had pictures of Ross with a goat
So no one had a firing vote
Yet the 'Fins finally shitcanned Grier

State can't get a loan
From the poorhouse zone
Not rich enough to compete
Or football expectations to meet
Might need to run the wishbone

A pilot's never been more scary
Some secrets Stephen King can't bury
A massive plot twist
That everyone missed
High hopes for "Welcome to Derry"

Signs of life
Amid struggle and strife
Bitched the ATL
Though we're still in cap hell
And McDaniel lives under a knife

Accountability a concept foreign
Prepare the boos to keep pourin'
Determined to make this end badly
As Pack fans watch on sadly
Mediocrity, thy name is Doeren


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