Predictably, the Pack laid an egg
May be time to sweep Doeren's leg
The Colts salvaged the trip
Around Indiana did we rip
Now I need a couch and a keg
Above average, more or less
Though the luck's been a mess
Unlikely opponent games
From fucking no-names
That's fantasy football, I guess
What would make UNC more of a snake?
If they were on the Saudi take!
Who are they trying to fool?
A joke of a fucking school
And will always be a fraud and a fake
A key win to go to 4-2
A romp was good to see, true
Made some shrewd moves
Got the team in good grooves
Now the Scooters gotta see it through
Of regrets, I'd be remiss
And long would be that list
An ache bittersweet as persimmon
For all kinds of redheaded women
That I ain't supposed to kiss
Last time ...
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