Friday, October 24, 2025

Limerick Friday #643: Teleport Us Out Of This Newscycle -- Day 2,043


Deep in fascism's throes
In the lowest of all the lows
But even for the world's worst grouse
Literally destroying the White House
Feels just way too on the nose

His ineptitude you have to applaud
As he drags down an entire squad
The broad side of a barn he couldn't hit
Just another MAGA piece of shit
Tua, the noodle-armed fraud

This is the bed we've made
Under Doeren for more than a decade
NC State Shit shall not pass
It's here to stay, alas
But at least we now have Will Wade

Four or five days a week
Youth soccer is not for the meek
But the smell of grass at dawn
I'll miss when it's gone
So excuse me if my eyes leak

Will we ever get to fall
It's still too warm, y'all
When will it be hoodie season
Will we ever have a reason
To wear cold-weather clothes at all?


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