A collapse for the ages
Happened in stages
But we've seen it all before
It's part of Mets lore
You have to laugh through the rages
Usually enjoy the Ryder Cup
But the world's got me all shook up
Embarrassed to be American now
Always asking what, why, and how
So I definitely was rooting for Europe
The talent is beyond thin
Coach is a dead man walkin'
But fuck the Jets
So celebrate, let's
For our first (and maybe only) win
Break up the Big Four
They're frauds at the core
Play grabass at crunch time
Then choke when it's on the line
This is the Mets, less or more
The league logo should be a tool
Every goddam owner a fool
Offering asinine trades
Or reneging in spades
Guess I'll just take 'em all to school
Last time ...
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