Headed off to Indy
And climes more windy
To see the Colts game
And if State beats Notre Dame
I'll do a hotel-pool Triple Lindy
The Mets just choked
The 'Fins getting smoked
State missed a golden chance
Now all I've got are rants
Because every joke I've already joked
The state of the Scooters
Has me doing shooters
Rebuilding the roster
Tossing every impostor
'Til I wake up .500 in a Hooters
"Follow the herd" bitches
Got me rolling in stitches
Pissing their pants perceptibly
In fear of Belicheat pre-emptively
Now UNC is steering straight into ditches
Of sanity they're bereft
Of morality, there's no heft
A government with no frontal lobe
Got me looking at the globe
Wondering if there's anywhere free left
Last time ...
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