Friday, January 05, 2024

Limerick Friday #605: Shutdown Doesn't Stop Work From Being A Shitshow -- Day 1,390


Wishing it was February
Ineptitude on a scale planetary
Manufactured panics
From depressive manics
There goes fucking Dry January

A one-trick fool
And a bro-culture tool
A punter gone "tough"
McAfee rants off the cuff
The media is broken as a rule

The tailspin is real
It's kind of a Dolphin deal
Injuries galore
Shit coaching in store
Another season lost, it does feel

Hey, it's 2024!
We should expect more!
New year, same shit
Burn it all in a pit
And hope the fuckwads are shown the door

State should be able to score
Receivers arriving, more and more
Cleaning up in the portal
Dave Doeren's immortal
Passing should be possible in '24


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