Your weekly UNC bitching update
Now where they have manufactured hate?
Mack Brown's as old as dirt
And bad words make his tummy hurt
Obsessing after his latest beatdown by State
Laying a primetime turd
Both embarrassing and absurd
Outcoached and outplayed
This is the bed that they've made
Choking was the sound that you heard
This Festivus Eve
I've got a reprieve
From interminable work
As problems loom and lurk
Mostly in the form of Steve
The shit hit the fan
When Ronnie Mauricio got hurt again
Another big injury in the offseason
As if we needed another reason
To ban international baseball, man
The latest insufferable bitches
Are those wearing Chiefs britches
Over calls, they're weeping
As the Swifties keep creeping
The league won't stand for these Philly-KC glitches
Last time ...
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