Friday, January 19, 2024

Limerick Friday #607: Help Me Help You Was An Unmitigated Disaster -- Day 1,404


The work was shit
Half scapegoat, half idiot
An awful team
Tore apart at the seam
One gone, but the others won't quit

Another lost season
You can pick any reason
Injuries didn't help
But our gameplan was, "Welp
Let's give up 'cause we're freezin'"

Gritty and dark
Forbidding and stark
"True Detective" is back
Eerie-ness it doesn't lack
This season's gonna leave a mark

Keatts blew a fuse
D.J. puked on the news
The refs poor as piss
Wake Forest wouldn't miss
But the Pack refused to lose

To Disney, we're invited
Home to the nearsighted
And endless lines
And culture land mines
Yet somehow I'm still excited


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