Couldn't handle the heat
Made a hasty retreat
Propped up by Brady
And tactics shady
This is the legacy of Belicheat
The Chiefs loom
An impending season doom
'Fins Nation is hysterical
Need another Miami miracle
Of hope there is a little room
Parried every UNC attack
Intensity, they didn't lack
But it's all moot
If you can't shoot
This is the hard lesson for the Pack
An inveterate liar
Will finally retire
As a college coach, legit
As a human, pure shit
Nick Saban, the worst Dolphins hire
The penalties and drops mount
With injuries beyond count
A reckoning for Tua
He's gotta come through-a
No matter the snowfall amount
Last time ...
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