Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Day 1,053, Quasi-Quarantine: USMNT Adds A Mypos Midfielder To The Mix

 

Watching the recent USA-Colombia draw, it was hard not to notice that American fullback John Tolkin is a dead ringer for Balki Bartolomous of the '80s show "Perfect Strangers."

Already possessing a name sure to draw a million hobbit references, Tolkin certainly made a decision in adopting a 1980s-style quasi-mullet with wings.

Shoot your shot, Tolkin. Shoot your shot.

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