Friday, January 13, 2023

Limerick Friday #571: What Is This Alien Postseason Feeling? -- Day 1,035

 
A playoff return
Is a welcome turn
But with many injured cogs
We're two-touchdown 'dogs
I have hope but I never learn

Who's left to play?
I really couldn't say
No offensive tackles left
Of QBs, we're bereft
Could be a long playoff day

Dial up the onsides kick
Take your fake-punt pick
A hook and lateral? Sure
Try every way to score
Call every trick play that'll stick

With tweaks and tinkers
The ideas are all stinkers
Ye gods
Buncha frauds
Posing as existential thinkers

In a constant state of perturb
A perpetual "Do not disturb"
A stellar show from Larry
Raises the bar of hilarity
Who's got enthusiasm to curb?


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