A Brandow-Belsky baby royal rumble to fear
It's a rochambeau except with kicks to the rear
One kid looks just like Steve Grogan
The other sort of like Hulk Hogan
Diana Pease could karate-kick them both into next year
A week since the news came down
Analyzed by just about every blog around
I’ll save everyone many more words
And just say management was a bunch of turds
And turned potential into the laughingstock of the town
A long fall for mighty Ohio State
They became so much Gator bait
To college football, we say farewell
Next season, it will be too tough to tell
Just who will win it all in 2008
An 0-2 ACC start for Duke
Makes Coach K want to puke
The Weasel curses like Attila the Hun
'Til the shoe polish in his hair starts to run
Amex is pulling his ads because they think he's a fluke
A midget's run a publishing house since 1982
Did I mention that he's blind as a bat, too?
He's a walking cartoon character, there's no doubt
Lies and no raises are the things he does spout
Gave me animal crackers once and I said, "To hell with you"
A spirited back and forth on Evan's blog, oh my
Blaming each other for the demise of ill-fated MSI
Sales says everyone in client services is to blame
Client services says lying sales people are quite lame
Let's agree greed and lack of vision are the culprits and just say goodbye
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Baby Brandow leads the Rumble
The day is young so he may stumble
I'm just glad i made Limerick Friday Twice
That dood Scooter is just too Nice
With a Victory Jimmy Hart won't be Humble.
Her name rhymes with an illiterate pansy
She's more than a little bit man-sy
An Adam's apple as big as a bowling ball
Looks like Ichabod Crane after his horse did fall
Of sales and sanity she's not much of a fan-sy
Unemployment keeps me humble,
my stomachs starting to rumble,
i think i'll eat an egg,
then shower my body and legs,
then go jogging, hope i don't stumble.
I've taught my son not to punch girls
And there's nothing wrong with shooting BBs at squirrels
Intead he and Emerson will watch Lucky Number Slevin
Play spin the bottle, then 7 minutes in heaven
While poor Belsky waits up and pulls out his curls
Harry Potter made the cut for MSA
Why that would be, I just could not say
I guess he would suck up to a doorknob
If he thought it would save him his job
Hermione maintains he's more than a magician -- he's gay
The quotes in the N and O made Elly look dumb
Like you closed your eyes and just sucked yor thumb
Pretended that you weer suprised
The freeking writing on the wall was super-sized!
Guess you'll be selling burritos in some barrio slum
tried to write this before but apparently didn't post:
so busy! limericks hard to post
barely have time for casie coast to coast
atleast I can say mine are better than steve's
his make me laugh so hard I have to pee
mine aren't so great either not trying to boast
Hear ya Casie, been slammed this year
I’m Santa if you live in Nebraska and drink Miller beer
Code and bugs keeping me up at night
But I’m still spending my weekends in flight
Red Bull coming in a new larger 12oz can
So much caffeine it’ll bake you in a frying pan
# three search result to Flightblog “Is Casie Queer”
Day dreaming in my cube and I want to boast
Close my eyes and we’re flying from Raleigh to the coast
An emergency landing into the morning mist
A cute farm girl is there and she’s very piss’t
I step from the plane with a smile to meet her
But my co-pilot Brent is a hot dog in a Christmas sweater
As SkyCaptain she still thinks’ I’m the most
The Tony Austin Show got down to nuts and bolts
'Til it was shut down by those THK dolts
Laura on the first show was the best
Jud was a very good second guest
But how did we leave out our very own Eric Stoltz?
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