Thursday, January 18, 2007

Scottish Paper Reveals Proof Of God?


From "Scotland's Newspaper," the Daily Record, in a story headlined Scarlett's Red Hot Role:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON is being pursued to play the world's top X-rated star Jenna Jameson in her life story.
Sexy Scarlett has been hand-picked by the adult movie babe as her choice for the lead in a movie adaptation of her book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.
Jenna is currently in talks with producers and hopes work will start on the movie next year.
She revealed: "We're looking at Scarlett. She's my choice.
"I think she's beautiful."

[speechless]

3 comments:

Evan said...

umm she's my choice too, id go see it!

Bass Hampton said...

is there some sort of petition in circulation that i can sign to expediate the process?

Will said...

i'd be happy with jenna jameson playing herself, not that Scarlett is a bad choice, guess i'm just splitting hairs.