State plays Maryland this week on Senior Day in the last regular-season game of the year. The winner gets a bowl game; the loser gets to watch Kirk Herbstreit use ESPN to singlehandedly try to vote fraudulent Ohio State into the championship game.
In honor of the arrival of the hated Terrapins, I offer this video of Maryland posterboy convict Shawn Merriman. As a proven steroid freak, he can easily blow through a running back’s block to sack the quarterback, right?
Perhaps not. Because Maurice Jones-Drew looks like Mighty Mouse and has bigger legs than Roseanne Barr.
Sorry, Mr. Merriman … for you, HGH now stands for Hit Ground Hard. And Chris Tucker’s got a coupla words for you here …
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