While weeks one and two were certainly ... confusing? ... this week in the National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation scam advent calendar landed firmly in the "What in the absolute fuck is happening here?" category.
Here's what was unveiled:
Day 11: Another Clark (like 82% sure)
Day 12: Ellen (with zero hotness or even hints of gender)
Day 13: Like ... a piece of fucking Blair Witch-style branch? Quasi-string to hold together reindeers?
Day 14: I mean ... potentially a "shitter was full" bucket of some type. I got nuthin'
Day 15: A second goddam reindeer with shoulder injuries
This week contained some legit, next-level "zero idea what this is" energy. Which is probably a suboptimal quality in an advent calendar.
We're coming down the stretch here, folks. I shudder to think what else may lay in store ...
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