Friday, September 24, 2021

Limerick Friday #519: Make It Stop, Dolphins -- Day 559


They hand out bitter pills
With late hits and blowout thrills
All this 'Fin fan can say
On another Beefalo Sunday
Is man, fuck the Bills

Will Arnett's jokes
Amy Corbett smokes
Want to love Lego Masters
But so many elimination disasters
Kicking off the best ladies and blokes

Exaggeration and noise
Robbing all of joys
Incapable of adulting
So I need to be bolting
This Hell Island of Misfit Toys

Tua got wrecked
Wentz got decked
Dalton hurt, too
What are you gonna do?
All our QBs hopes checked

For fans like beaten pets
This is as bad as it gets
A legendary fold
It really gets old
When you follow the Mets


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