Friday, September 03, 2021

Limerick Friday #516: Mets Battle Fans As Season Swirls Drain -- Day 538


A boo with every strikeout
Hurt my feelings, so I'll pout
Stupidity in Flushing
Why don't you start crushing
And leave pettiness in the dugout

How's that for a starter?
A shutout in the Carter
The Pack looked sleek
But starting next week
Things get much harder

53s locked in
Season 'bout to begin
Stop me if this seems old
The 'Fins roster is well-holed
But maybe still built to win

Damn any schism
Let's market nepotism
Hire someone who thinks like thee
To validate all that's me
So I never have to look in a prism

Colts season in trouble
Since they have no vax bubble
Stubbornness remains
Ignorance reigns
Need logic on the double


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