Friday, March 25, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIX: Farewell To A Silver-Screen Symbol, Plus Silence Is Deafening In Raleigh


A tumultous life for glamorous Liz
Eight times in the marriage biz
The picture of tortured grace
Men fighting over her epic face
Rest in peace to a one-of-a-kind Ms.

All for player safety? Do tell
It all reeks of poo smell
F’ing with kickoffs now
That’s going to help, how?
Go to hell, Roger Goodell

NATO unleashes air strikes
Terror in Libya -- yikes
Chasing Gadhafi underground
Will it work this time around?
No wonder we’re seeing gas price hikes

A fraud, a liar and a cheat
A prick and words I can’t repeat
What does Barry Bonds deserve?
How about some time served?
Ruined baseball’s most-honored feat

Rumors flying up and down
National media sits back to clown
State chasing a man through desert nights?
Or is Texas the state in their sights?
Sorry -- no leaks this time around

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