Doppelganger Day!

Bill Belichick has led the Patsies to three straight Super Bowl titles, cementing his spot as one of the game’s best coaches ever and earning him a seat in my Hall of Hate. He may be a football genius, but he has the personality of a block of government cheese and endorses a look on the sideline that can only be described as “Unabomber le Autumn.”

I don’t know much about Ted Forrest except that he is a professional poker player, he is a very awkward-looking person and when he smiles, it looks like someone is slowly twisting a knife into his back and he’s trying to laugh it off. But hell, he’s won almost $4 million in live tournaments thus far, so he must be doing something right.

As in my initial installment of this ill-conceived "weak"-ly project, I happen to think these two socially inept people look alike.

And yes, there is not much to do this week and, yes, this is as good as I can do right now.


Bill Belichick


Ted Forrest


Bill Belichick


Ted Forrest


Bill Belichick


Ted Forrest